MARVEL ONE-SHOTS

- Immature

Theme? Yellow
Requested? No
Warnings? Swearing
Scenario? Ariana and pietro to find each other extremely immature
Extra? I tried to give Pietro his heavy accent... keyword: tried.

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"God, Ari. You're so immature."

"Me? Pietro, who was the one that threw a fight when someone ate the last cookie?"

"Zat's not immature. Zat's totally normal adult behavior!"

This was very normal at the Avenger Compound. Ariana and Pietro threw fights al the damn time and everybody was sick of them. So while the two teenagers fight, Clint was just casually watching a episode of 'Magic for humans' on Netflix.

"God Pietro you make me wanna seriously hurt you!"

Now, Clint looked over to the two fighting teens. Normally, Pietro was the one saying stuff like that and Ariana just encouraged him to hit her. Everybody knew Ariana's power was to break down into black smoke, so even if Pietro hit her she wouldn't feel anything, but now Ariana was making the threats and Clint knew it wasn't going to end well.

"Kids. Stop."

"Catch me if you can, Ariana. Vat? Am I too fast for ya?"

"Kids I'm serious, knock it out!"

Pietro and Ariana both pretended Clint wasn't there and continued to fight.

"Pietro, I'm warning you. You don't want me on your bad side."

"Zen you shouldn't eat from my cereal next time and zrow a fit vhen I talk to you about it. I can't believe your zis pathetic."

Pietro's eyes started to glow with mischief. Clint knew exactly what he was going to say and he knew Pietro would be dead very soon if Clint didn't stop him.

So Clint thought of the best way to silent Pietro.

He took his bow of the couch and pointed an arrow straight at Pietro's head.

"Shut your mouth right now Pietro, I swear to god."

The room was dead quiet. None of them moved a muscle.

Sam opened the door, saw what was going on and walked back out immediately. "Stupid ass teenagers..."

Clint just shook his head. "Listen, I'm not doing this anymore, no even better, we aren't going to do this anymore. Everyone is fucking fed up with your childish behavior. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm putting you in the spare room and you're going to stay there until you fucking sorted your lives out. Am. I. Clear!"

Nobody spoke a word. Clint took that as a yes and started to push the misbehaving kids into the spare room.

"And talk it out you two!"

The door closed and Ariana and Pietro were totally and utterly alone.

"Zis is all your fault."

The poorly lit spare room suddenly felt smaller. They both knew there was going to be a fight. A pretty bad one. And they both knew who was going to loose.

"My fault, Pietro? But of course. It's always my fault."

Ariana gave him a smirk, but the smile didn't reach her eyes. It looked really sinister. Pietro noticed this immediately and felt trapped in the slightly dark room. Yes, he was fast, but Ariana clearly had the upper hand in this particular situation. She would be completely invisible in this room, given that they couldn't really see anything here, let alone if one of the two was black smoke.

Ariana knew this as well. She smiled one last time and turned to smoke.

Pietro started to panic. It may not seem like it, but Ariana, aka black smoke, was even more deadly than his sister scarlet witch. The smoke would burn your skin, and if Ariana decided she wanted to kill you, she only had to go down your throat. You would burn from the inside out and die in a few minutes. Painful.

Suddenly, the lights were off. The room was completely dark. Ariana could easily kill him right now.

But she wouldn't.

Would she?

"Alright, I vas vrong. Zis is not your fault. Please, forgive me?"

The lights were on again and Ariana materialized in front of Pietro. "Apology accepted. You're forgiven."

She smiled.

"We gotta stop doing this. Fighting over stupid shit."

"You got quite a potty mouth, miss Ariana."

"Shut your mouth and suck a dick Pietro."

"Nah, I vould rather suck you."

The room was quiet again. Ariana looked shocked at Pietro. Pietro looked equally shocked.

"Sorry, what did you just say?"

"It vas an accident, I swear!"

Ariana just smirked and pulled Pietro close.
"Do you like me, Pietro?"

Pietro chuckled lightly. "Okay, you caught me. I thought it vas really obvious zough. Did you really didn't notice?"

Ariana shook her head. "No. I did not. Just... tell me next time, okay?"

Pietro nodded. "Okay."