MARVEL ONE-SHOTS

- Mom?

Theme? Yellow
Requested? Yes, NiKkIRoSeqwp
Warnings? Swearing
Scenario? The Avengers find a horse in their living room.

I hope this is what you wanted! :) sorry for the delay, but busy with school :(.
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"What the actual fuck!"

Steve, Natasha, Clint, Bruce and Peter rush into the living room after a scream from Tony. When they get into the room, they were a little surprised. They all expected something like a evil mastermind.

Not a horse.

And this wasn't just a horse. This horse had eight legs.

They all stared in silence, watching the weird horse. Tony had jumped on the coffee table and had his blasters out. "If that- that thing makes one wrong move, I'll blast it into space!" Bruce pushed his glasses up his nose and looked at the creature.

Peter wanted to take a photo, but he forgot his phone in his room.

Then, Stephen Strange walks into the living room with a very tired face. In his left hand, he holds a coffee mug. He frowns when he looks at the avengers, especially at Tony since he had his blasters out.

Then his eyes fell on the eight legged horse. Stephen sighs heavily. "Just a moment, please."

He makes a portal and is back in to seconds, rushing Thor and Loki trough the portal.

"Sleipnir!"

The horse instantly turns into a little boy, who's crying and is holding his hand out to Loki.

"Mom!"

Everybody, except Stephen, Thor and Loki is flabbergasted.

"Sorry," Peter said, "did that boy just called Loki 'mom?'" Tony looked and Peter. "Really? Your only concern is that the boy called Loki mom? Not that a fucking horse just transformed into a human?"

If looks could kill, Tony would killed by Loki.

Thor just smiled happily. "Friends, this is my nephew, Sleipnir. I lost sight of him, so I am pleased to see you found him. Isn't he adorable?"

They all look at Loki who is cradling Sleipnir.
He whispers sweetly to the little boy. "Hush, my little one. I know many humans."

Tony, who had calmed a little bit, looked angry at Thor. "How in the hell can you loose a eight legged horse!" Thor raised his shoulders.

"It was an accident, man of iron."

Clint, who stole Stephens coffee and downed in one second, opened his mouth. "So we're not going to talk about a child calling Loki 'mom'? Am I the only one that finds that unsettling?"

Loki didn't respond. He was to busy calming Sleipnir.

Stephen, who knew the story, decided to answer. "Because Loki has sex with a horse, and he was the mare."

Silence.

Clint spit out the coffee he stole from Natasha and grabbed Peter's mug, only to spit that out to because it was hot chocolate and he didn't expect that.

"Hey! My chocolate!" Clint flipped Peter off and went into the kitchen to fetch the coffee kettle.

Bruce cleared his throat. "So Loki really is his mom?" Thor nodded proudly. "He sure is!"

Sleipnir looked over Loki's shoulder and smiled at Thor. "Hello uncle Thor." Thor waves with a big smile on his face. The little Sleipnir wrung himself out of Loki's grip and run to Thor.

Thor happily picked his nephew of the ground and Loki came to the two boys. "Listen, Thor. If you loose sight of my child once again, you're going to loose an eye. Am. I. Clear."

Thor nodded, and waved to the avengers as Stephen created another portal for them.

When the portal closed, everybody was in shock.

After a couple of minutes, Sam walked in. "What are you doing. Some weird challenge the Spider-baby told you to do?" Tony shook his head.

"Nah man, just met the child of Loki."

Sam frowned "What?" Peter nodded.

"Yes, mister Loki had sex with a hor-"

Sam putted his hand in the air. "What the fuck I'm out of here."