MARVEL ONE-SHOTS

- Dick message

Theme? White/yellow
Requested? No
Warnings? Swearing, mature content
Scenario? Y/n is in a very important meeting with the avengers, but her phone keeps buzzing from all the messages. She finally tells him to stop, and is surprised to see that Peter Quill has send her a few dirty pictures.
Y/n= Your name
Y/n/n= your nick name
Y/L/n= Your last name
Extra? This one kinda sucks

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Everybody had gathered around the big, long table in one of the offices that was meant for big meetings. Everyone was there. Tony, Steve, Bruce, hell even little Peter was there. You called Peter Parker little Peter, because you knew another Peter. Peter Quill, to be precise.

Because he's often in space, you don't see each other that much. It's been months since you've seen him. Now is that not really an issue, but Peter hadn't texted you in a couple of days and you began to worry. Normally, you text him when you were laying in bed and were about to go to sleep to text him goodnight, and when you woke up to say good morning.

He usually said it back, even if it meant he had to step out of bed to grab is phone at five o'clock in the morning.

But now it's been dead silence on the other side on your phone.

Tony stood up, silencing everybody.

"Alright everybody, we have some trouble with a new type of HYDRA agent. It seem like they have enhanced their super soldier serum and produced some murder machines, much more dangerous that little ol' binky Barnes over there."

Steve had to grab Bucky by the arm, because otherwise Tony would be dead by now.

"So, our lovely Y/N/N over here made some new battle tactics for us. She also made a video showing how to do them."

You received a small applause. "Tony, for the last time, just call me Y/N or Y/L/N. We're not friends, just colleagues."

He nodded at you and winked, making clear he will call you Y/N/N for the rest of his life.

You stood up and swiped on your new STARK phone. Your phone now broadcasted to the big screen in the room.

"So, as Tony told you, HYDRA has enhanced their serum, making their soldiers almost unbeatable. Almost. Because the new serum isn't perfect yet, it's possible to deactivate the serum. I designed for a serum that should deactivate theirs."

As you swiped on the phone, it buzzes. Loudly. On the screen, the name 'Peter Quill' was on display. The message read: "y/n/n you there?"

You groaned. This is literally the worst timing ever.

"I'm really sorry guys."

Nobody said a word, and Tony gave you a nod, encouraging you to move on.

"So, as I said, I designed a new serum that should deactivate theirs. So, the new plan of attack is-"

Your phone buzzed again. Again, Peter had send you a message: "baby I can see that you read these."

You quickly moved the message out of the way and started the video. You knew that Peters messages would appear while a video is playing.

"So, this is our new plan. Almost al of their new soldiers have a HYDRA mark on their left shoulder. That's were you need to put these." The video shows a needle that's made out of vibranium, thanks to Wakanda. "These needles are indestructible, so the serum can't leak out and the needle can't be broken. Any questions?"

Nobody reacted.

"Alright, then I'm finished talking."

You were given an applause, and you switched places with Tony.

Unfortunate for you, you forgot that your phone was still broadcasting to the screen.

"So, Steve is going to tell everyone how we're going to get at the HYDRA base. Steve, take it away."

You didn't really have to listen to the others, given that you aren't a field agent. So, you took out your phone and started talking to Peter, only to find out that he had bombarded you with texts and... a picture?

You opened the chat and coughed. Now way. He did not.

Peter had send you a dirty picture.

He was laying on his bed, phone in his right hand and his left resting on his boxers. His thump was slightly tucking the boxers down a bit.

No fucking way.

You then noticed the silence in the room. You quickly looked up from your phone and groaned again. Your phone was still broadcasting.

"O my fucking god guys I'm so sorry!"

"Language!"

You quickly started pressing buttons so your phone would stop broadcasting. Peter, unfortunately, had noticed you saw his picture and continued to send more.

Just before your phone stopped broadcasting, Peter had send you a full on dick pick.

It was only a couple of seconds, but the picture had been on full display.

"Guys I'm so sorry."

Silence.

Then, Tony started laughing.

"Hahahaha, I can't believe this just happened."

He placed his hand on your shoulder. "I didn't knew you had a boyfriend, y/n/n."

Then, your phone started ringing. Before you could do anything, Tony took your phone and pressed the 'accept call' button.

Luckily, it was a voice only call, otherwise he might had shown his privet parts to Tony right now.

Before Peter could say anything, Tony started speaking into the phone. "Hello mister Quill,
y/n/n is in a very important meeting right now. I would prefer is you two sext each other later today. Goodbye."