♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"I need to remain sober so I can drive everyone home."
♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"Where is the bathroom?"
♈️ Aries: ♈️
"Isn't there anything to eat here that won't make me throw up again?"
♉️ Taurus: ♉️
"I'm so tired... so tire..." -snoring-
♊️ Gemini: ♊️
"This is so... sooo.. aweso..." -passes out-
♋️ Cancer: ♋️
"I'm just here to chill, if the police show up, I run."
♌️ Leo: ♌️
"I bet all the girls will want a piece of me!"
♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"Why did I come here? What if... what if....?"
♎️ Libra: ♎️
"How do I impress Aries and not get drunk at the same time?"
♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
"I was excited about this party and I come here and see this. I'm very disappointed."
♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
"I'm having the time of my life! What time is it anyway, I have a curfew..."
♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
"I can list around three hundred reasons why alcohol is bad for you."
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Zodiac Signs
RandomRandom stuff about your zodiac sign that may or may not be true. This is mostly my own work, though some credit must be given to the mighty Pinterest. Anywayyyyy, make sure to comment and request! I hope you enjoy! This book will be updated very oft...
