Zodiac Signs

Really Weird Dreams

♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
You were a butterfly and then you got eaten by a bird but you were alive and then you had caterpillar babies inside the bird's stomach and raised a whole colony of caterpillars inside he bird and then the bird exploded.

♓️ Pisces: ♓️
Your friends all died but then they reincarnated neon blue colored ducks. You raised them as your pets and taught them how to talk. But then people took you to a mental health doctor because they were confused on why you had twenty ducks in your home and built a literal school to educate ducks.

♈️ Aries: ♈️
You were the CEO of a big company and you were a billionaire but your business partner named Bob ended up being an international crime lord, and then Bob almost killed you but you get saved by yellow unicorns that like to play golf.

♉️ Taurus: ♉️
You worked at a flower shop and then a tulip with two lips started talking to you and then you passed out and woke up in Candy Land but you ate too much candy and ended up passing out again.

♊️ Gemini: ♊️
You accidentally pushed Selena Gomez off a building and then a doctor who ended up being a frog saved her and then she got your arrested but you had superpowers so you broke out of jail.

♋️ Cancer: ♋️
You bought your significant other a box of chocolates but the chocolate was actually alive and it started to eat you and you were freaking out. Your S.O videotaped everything

♌️ Leo: ♌️
You became the president and forced everyone to wear blue sweatpants and blazers and then went on an exotic trip where you tamed a lion to juggle candy canes but the lion was allergic to peppermint so it died.

♍️ Virgo: ♍️
You were in a library and then transported into the book and you became a magical flying fish that could turn people into horses but everyone hated you so you decided to turn yourself into a horse. Then, a weird minion fairy showed up and turned you into a unicorn, so you used your horn to kill people that you hated.

♎️ Libra: ♎️
You won the lottery but then your winning ticket fell into a wishing well but when you jumped into the well to get it, a seahorse swallowed you but then spit you out. The seahorse became your best friend and you played chess and monopoly and your made that wishing well your new home.

♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
You grew wings and went flying, but you accidentally crashed into a building. You ran into a power line and did weird acrobats in the air. You fell into a lake with mermaids in it but they hated you because they thought you were a fairy and you accidentally initiated a full on war between underwater creatures and flying animals.

♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
You had a dream where every single human being had a pancake head and you were so hungry that when you started hunting pancakes, you got arrested for trying to eat your own fellow pancake and then you died of starvation.

♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
Edward Scissorhands was your science teacher and he ended up killing half of your class and then you mixed some random things in the lab and created a magic potion that turned people into snowmen and you drank it and melted away.