♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"I brought all of the Zodiacs here and now none of them want to come with me to see the Civil War exhibits. RUUUDE!"
♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"I'll come with you Aquarius, but you have to promise we can go to the Revolutionary War exhibit next. I really admire George Washington. Did you know that he never went to college and stopped going to school when he was 15? And did you know that he was....." -doesn't realize Aquarius left with Scorpio a long time ago-
♈️ Aries: ♈️
"I want to go to all of the war exhibits! But not the boring ones that have a lot of boring history obviously... I'm talking about the ones with the nuclear weapons and the ones where a bunch of people die!"
♉️ Taurus: ♉️
-in the food court- "What about the colonial mushroom soup? Or maybe that chocolate cake with the name I can't pronounce! You know what, I can't choose. I'll just get everything!" -orders all 79 items on the menu-
♊️ Gemini: ♊️
"Why did we come here? Who cares about a bunch of wars that happened before my great grandma was born and people that died like a billion years ago? There's nothing fun around here to do!"
♋️ Cancer: ♋️
-next to statue of Abraham Lincoln- "So Abe, how does it feel like to get assassinated?" -pretends he hear a response- "Mhmm, I gotcha. Isn't it depressing that you missed the end of Civil War?" -continues his/her two hour long conversation with a statue while getting weird stares from everyone watching-
♌️ Leo: ♌️
-secretly video taping Cancer with Sagittarius- "This is going to go so viral! I can't wait to post it, even though my feet are hurting from standing here for the past hour!"
♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"Okay, so I made a detailed plan on when we should go which exhibit and how long we should stay there based on their popularity. I also squeezed in a couple minutes for food and the bathroom, but we're already behind schedule, so c'mon." -sees that nobody's listening- "Fine, I see how it is. Just don't be jealous when I get through twice as many things as you guys do!" -walks off grumpily to the Colonial Days exhibit-
♎️ Libra: ♎️
-lost in the middle of the museum- "Leo? Sagittarius? LEOOOOO? SAGIIIII? GUUUYSSS? WHERE ARE YOUUUUU? DON'T LEAVE ME!! PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE! PLEASEEEEEEE!!!"
♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
"Can we pleeeeaaaaaseeeeeee go to another exhibit now? We've been at one exhibit for the past two hours and it's getting a tad bit annoying, especially since there's literally NOTHING here!" -leaves when Aquarius ignores him/her-
♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
"JESUS LEO? ARE YOU ACTUALLY LIVE STREAMING THIS WHOLE THING?!?" -covers his/her face and runs away-
♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
"Does nobody know what 'Be here by 6 sharp' mean? It's 8:30 already and NOBODY IS HERE YET!" -runs around into every exhibit and drags everyone out by the ear and yells at them the whole ride back-
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Zodiac Signs
NezařaditelnéRandom stuff about your zodiac sign that may or may not be true. This is mostly my own work, though some credit must be given to the mighty Pinterest. Anywayyyyy, make sure to comment and request! I hope you enjoy! This book will be updated very oft...
