♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"I see God! Oh my god everyone, I see God! I see God, like it's really him, oh my god, oh my god, oh my GODDDD!"
♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"Tell all 37 of my cats that I love them and that I put a lifetime supply of cat food in the basement..."
♈️ Aries: ♈️
"I'm going to give my lifetime savings to..."
♉️ Taurus: ♉️
"Remember to feed my dead body a bunch of chocolate before I'm buried okay?"
♊️ Gemini: ♊️
"Did I tell you that joke about dead people? I was dying of laughter when I heard it."
♋️ Cancer: ♋️
"I'm too young too die, I haven't found my soulmate yet!"
♌️ Leo: ♌️
"Do I look good? Like I want the pictures of me that are going to be all over the news and the paper to look good, or it would ruin my reputation, you know? Is it wrong to want to look good when you die?"
♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"I want to thank my mom and my dad and my sister and my brother and my friend Emily and my friend Bob and my friend Robert and my cousin Abby and my grandma from my mom's side and grandpa from my dad's side and the person who invented the internet and my fourth grade teacher and my peer tutor in ninth grade and my violin teacher and my dog Buddy and that guy that works at Walmart and..."
♎️ Libra: ♎️
"I'm done with life okay. I've been waiting for this day ever since the first day of third grade. I'm so excited, so when's it gonna happen? Am I gonna feel it, like is it gonna hurt or is it gonna be like sleeping?"
♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
"What happens to me after I die. I mean I don't personally believe in reincarnation..."
♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
"Finally dude, those last few years were so tiring, it's time for me to take some rest..."
♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
"Wait I'm dying? Like am I actually dying? Like ACTUALLY DYING? OH MY GOD I'M DYING AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
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Zodiac Signs
De TodoRandom stuff about your zodiac sign that may or may not be true. This is mostly my own work, though some credit must be given to the mighty Pinterest. Anywayyyyy, make sure to comment and request! I hope you enjoy! This book will be updated very oft...
