♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"Trust me, I suck at these games." -after winning 256 prizes- "Eh, I guess I'm not that bad after all."
♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"Come on Aquarius, you've had enough fun winning stuffed animals, let's go on some roller coasters now!"
♈️ Aries: ♈️
"What, I cut you in the line? No, I was always in front of you." -pushes through 10 more people- "Oh fine, I'll go back to my spot!" -goes back one place in line- "What? This is my spot." -gets kicked out of park-
♉️ Taurus: ♉️
"I really shouldn't have eaten that extra, okay fine, ten extra, hot dogs before getting on that roller coaster." -throws up-
♊️ Gemini: ♊️
-flirting with employee- "You know if you let me cut the line, maybe I could like..."
♋️ Cancer: ♋️
"Guys? Guysss? GUYS? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE.. ARE... YOUUUUU??!!" -calls everyone five hundred times-
♌️ Leo: ♌️
"A 300 foot 180 degree drop? HELL YEAH!"
♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"Uuuh, okay, maybe this uh little roller coaster won't be that scary..." -gets off ride and passes out-
♎️ Libra: ♎️
"What's so great about a bunch of rides and games? I'd rather be playing video games!" -plays Fortnite the whole time-
♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
-with Virgo- "C'mon V, it won't be that bad!" -gets off ride and sees Virgo- "Virgo? VIRGO? ARE YOU ALIVE? VIRGOOOOO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME SO SOON! COME BACK VIRGOOOO!" -Virgo wakes up and sees Scorpio- "Oh, you're alive, okay great, how about we go on that now!" -points to tallest ride in the park, Virgo passes out again- "No? Okay then, how about that one? Or that? Or that one in the corner?"
♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
-with Leo- "Oh my god Leo! Are you out of your mind? How does anybody get off of this alive?" -after ride- "Whoo, that was awesome! Let's go again!!"
♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
"Can we go home now? My legs hurt and I'm so tireddddddd!!!" -falls asleep on bench and gets waken up by Scorpio-
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Zodiac Signs
RandomRandom stuff about your zodiac sign that may or may not be true. This is mostly my own work, though some credit must be given to the mighty Pinterest. Anywayyyyy, make sure to comment and request! I hope you enjoy! This book will be updated very oft...
