♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"See the pythagorean theorem clearly doesn't make sense because...."
♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"Can you just shut up now Aquarius?"
♈️ Aries: ♈️
"I'M SOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!"
♉️ Taurus: ♉️
-on the phone- "Yes, we want five more dozen large pizzas! Also, how long are you open until cause we're definitely gonna need more pizza..." -ends up eating all of the pizza-
♊️ Gemini: ♊️
"Oh my god! How do you guys still not understand this? Calculus is like the easiest subject ever!" -ends up failing class-
♋️ Cancer: ♋️
"I. Am. Going. To. DIEEEEE!!! How do they expect us to remember so much MATHHHHH?!?"
♌️ Leo: ♌️
"I have like 200 followers on twitter! I'm too famous to be taking this stupid test! I need to tweet about the torture I'm going through! Only my twitter fam actually cares about me these days!"
Tweet: 'Oh my god, late night studying is THE worst, so thankful for retakes! #latenightstudying #friends #test #torture #imgonnafailthisclass #imsofamous #ineedtofixmyhair #calculus #highschoolproblems #lifeishard
♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"Nobody cares about your stupid twitter followers okay Leo! Just shut up and work or I will kick you out of my house!"
♎️ Libra: ♎️
"We should totally do karaoke after we're done!" -starts singing until Virgo wraps a whole roll of tape around his mouth-
♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
-smacking head on wall- "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???"
♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
-brings out lighter and starts burning paper- "I'm sorry if I burn your house down Virgo!"
♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
-runs in holding fire extinguisher- "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND SAGITTARIUS?!?"
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Zodiac Signs
SonstigesRandom stuff about your zodiac sign that may or may not be true. This is mostly my own work, though some credit must be given to the mighty Pinterest. Anywayyyyy, make sure to comment and request! I hope you enjoy! This book will be updated very oft...
