Zodiac Signs

Graduation Speeches

♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
"Even though everyone here probably hates me, I'm going to miss all of you." -starts pointing at people- "Except maybe you, and maybe you, oh and you too."

♓️ Pisces: ♓️
"I want to thank Aquarius for being an okay friend. I want to thank Aries for teaching me how to stand up to bullies by being one. I want to thank Taurus for being there for me. I want to thank Gemini for uhhh.... being Gemini? I want to thank Cancer for being an amazing friend. I want to thank Leo for setting an example of who I shouldn't be so I could act the opposite. I want to thank Virgo for being the best girlfriend/boyfriend I could wish for. I want to thank Libra for.... nothing, really. I want to thank Scorpio for keeping me optimistic when times go rough, and Sagittarius for... I really don't know anymore. And finally, I want to thank Capricorn for being a great math tutor!" -takes a breath- "Phew, that was a lot of people! Now, my teachers. I want to thank..." -is on stage for another hour-

♈️ Aries: ♈️
"The last four years of my life were a living hell! I am so done with high school!" -starts cursing and yelling until he/she is escorted off the stage by administrators-

♉️ Taurus: ♉️
"You guys were actually pretty okay but like, I'm not going to get very emotional about this. To be frank, I'm really not going to miss high school, maybe the people, but in general, I'm so glad this is over."

♊️ Gemini: ♊️
"You guys were all horrible people and I hope you to hell. Actually, no, go to heaven. I don't want to deal with you in my afterlife too."

♋️ Cancer: ♋️
-starts crying before even saying anything- "This, this was such a wonderful experience and, and..." -starts crying so much that he/she can't even say anything-

♌️ Leo: ♌️
"I would like to sincerely apologize to all of the girls that I rejected because I understand how you feel. How can anyone resist this face? Anyway, I would also like to apologize to Coach Mike fo skipping out on football practice so much. I also want to apologize to Virgo, I copied your work all of second semester"

♍️ Virgo: ♍️
"There were a lot of people that were really amazing and I'm so happy I got to get to know you better over the years and I'm truly going to miss you. You made the last four years of my life absolutely fabulous and I love you! Those of you that aren't going to Columbia next year, I'm going to miss you so much!!!" -blows kisses all the way down the stage-

♎️ Libra: ♎️
"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy and paste."

♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
"I met some of the most amazing people in my life in the last four years, and I hope we keep in touch. I want to thank you for being there for me when times go rough and never leaving my side and a bunch of of other sappy stuff. Also, I've already made plans for a super cool high school reunion party ten years from now, and it's going to be AMAYZINGGG!"

♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
"I hated each and every one of you and I hope I never see any of you again. Also-" -picks up a book and a lighter- "BURN! BURRNNNNN! DIEEEEEE BOOOKS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
"I am so thankful for all of my teachers who worked so hard to teach me. Thank you for all you have done for us. I'm going to miss you all so much." -starts to tear up- "And my friends, oh my god, thank you for being there for me every step of the way and... and..." -runs off the stage crying-