Zodiac Signs

All I Want for Christmas is...

♒️ Aquarius: ♒️
All you want for Christmas is recognition. You want people to be proud of you, because to be honest, you really deserve it. Just know that you're hard work paid off. You should continue striving, and don't lose your dedicated charm.

♓️ Pisces: ♓️
All you want for Christmas is more books. You might have twenty eight shelves filled with them already, but you're tired of rereading stuff. Sure, you could go to the library, but owning the books are just a different level.

♈️ Aries: ♈️
All you want for Christmas is a private getaway to a deserted island where nobody can bother you. You would surf the waves and talk to coconuts. By the time the trip's over, you might even start a new civilization.

♉️ Taurus: ♉️
All you want for Christmas is food. I honestly don't think this needs explanation. You just want to people to bring you food. Boxes of chocolate under the tree, years worth of chicken wings in your fridge (which you'll finish in a week), and really, that's all you've ever wanted, ever since you were a little child.

♊️ Gemini: ♊️
All you want for Christmas is money. You're struggling a bit and some extra cash to buy yourself a new phone might be handy because you know, your great grandmother's antique flip phone isn't really in the greatest condition at the moment. Plus, you haven't gotten a salary raise since 2003.

♋️ Cancer: ♋️
All you want for Christmas is to be on a game show. Yes, it's a weird thing to wish for, but come on, who doesn't want to meet Alex Trebek? (btw if you don't have meeting Alex Trebek on your bucket list, we are officially mortal enemies)

♌️ Leo: ♌️
All you want for Christmas is a SO. You really want someone to talk to and someone who you can love and expect to love you back. You really do deserve an accepting, loving, caring human being. Or alien, we can't forget about them.

♍️ Virgo: ♍️
All you want for Christmas is for people to start minding their own damn business. Like, it's about time people get their acts together and know when to intrude (which is never) and when to not intrude, right? Like get your freaking self together and focus on your own crappy life!

♎️ Libra: ♎️
All you want for Christmas is a thousand dollar Amazon gift card. See, you don't like when other people choose what they think you want for you. See with a gift card, and one for an online site that has anything and everything, well, you can knock yourself out and not be disappointed!

♏️ Scorpio: ♏️
All you want for Christmas is more clothes. You just want the freedom to go on an unlimited shopping spree and be able to rent a moving can to carry your purchases home.

♐️ Sagittarius: ♐️
All you want for Christmas is for people to stop bothering you. Because nobody understands how you are not comforted by their presence. You don't have the time or energy to deal with them. So just please everyone, give your local Sagittarius some alone time during the holiday season.

♑️ Capricorn: ♑️
All you want for Christmas is a scholarship. You're broke, and though you did have the rare capability to survive high school and come out sane, you're too lazy to work to get into a college and then pay them thousands to just simply receive an education. They should want you enough to give you a free ride, right?