Patience is a virtue

(Hang)Over?

I woke up to the sun bursting through my curtains. I didn't dare to open my eyes. I rubbed my face with my right palm and noticed lack of my mask. My head hurt bad, really, really badly. Then I felt someone shifting next to me, and soft quiet snores. I focused my vision and prepared to smack Obito in the back of his had. I told him not to sleep in my bed, or not to try to use me when I'm drunk, those were my only rules for living together.

But when I looked at the source of the sound and my eyes widen. Right next to me slept Naruto, and from what I could see he was naked.

Oh fuck, no.

Think Kakashi, think. What is the last time you remember? Focus your fucking brain cells. Right, I took him home. But what was after? Damn, I really don't know. Seems like it was a drunken blackout.

Shit.

Does he remember anything? Did I hurt him? I guess not, he is still here. I looked at my body, I was shirtless and maskless. Sweet Kami, I don't want to look underneath my blanket but I have to. Uff, ok, boxers are in the place. Well, I put them on always anyway, even after sex. Is he naked? I have to check, damn. I feel like I am violating his privacy but I need to now. I propped myself on my elbow and caught the hem of the blanket which was dangerously close to his crotch. I pulled it up in the air, right his boxers are also in place. That's good. But I could put them back, it happens sometimes when I'm overprotective.

I shook my head and swung my legs on the floor, then brushed my fingers through my hairs. I need some painkillers, definitely. I put my grey sweats, white shirt and mask, then wobbled to the kitchen. I took a glass, poured water, took a pill, swallowed it with water, then hung my head down in despair.

Sigh.

- Well, well, how was your night Bakashi? - my head snapped to the right, Obito was smirking, sitting at the four-person table eating his breakfast. I saw two additional covers, one in front of him, and one on the side between the others. I sighed again and sit across him.

- Honestly, I'm not so sure. I don't remember a lot. We had fun back in BarbeQ, and we were a bit humiliated by Tsunade and her little game. But I don't remember a thing since a certain time, and it makes me uneasy.

- Ohhh, my friend got drunk, what a pity I wasn't there. I'm sure there was no one to make fun of you, ne? - he always loved to tease me. Sweet Kami, why did I let him live here? - So what happened? Why do you look like a bitten dog?

- You see, the last thing I remember was a kiss. And then I took him here... - I said still confused.

- Oh. OH! SO YOU DON'T REMEMBER?! - he shouted at me.

- Sshhh, geez Obito he still sleeps! Don't scream, and tell me what happened! You know, don't you? - he looked too happy in my opinion, and I'm sure I'll not be happy.

- I'm sure not only I know what happened. I mean you were screaming your names quite loud. - I paled even more if it was possible. No, that can't be true.

- What?! How can I not remember that?! The fuck?! Obito! I could take his virginity! Why didn't you stop us? - I was literally scared. I didn't want it to happen this way, and I surely wanted to remember that night. - Fuck!

- I knew you would regret it, so when you both collapsed I put your boxers on and erase your memories with my sharingan. - right now I was almost dead. We did it, and we won't remember it. But I know about it, and Naruto will be probably sore so he'll figure it out sooner or later. He wasn't that dumb. I'm dead. I was staring at the table, holding my head in my hands. How could I be that stupid? Did anyone see us? But suddenly I heard muffled snicker, I looked at Obito and he was really trying to hold back his laugh. It didn't work, right now he was laughing hard, too hard.

- Sweet Kami, Kakabaka you are so stupid sometimes, hahaha! I just couldn't handle myself! Ha ha ha ha! - I was looking at him confused, what is he talking about right now? - Ok, ok, I'll tell you the truth don't worry.

- Truth? What do you mean? Obito?! - I wasn't laughing, I was pissed right now. What a moron.

- None of this happened, actually I walked out from the bathroom when you two came here. I found you two on the couch, asleep. You passed out! I took you two to your bedroom and took off your clothes, that's all. But you were both snoring pretty hard. - I could tell he was damn proud of himself for fooling me. I couldn't help and just laugh along with him.

- Okay, you got me. Point for you. - I shrugged. - Is it even possible to erase memories with sharingan? - I asked, and this time he shrugged.

- But you steal a kiss, didn't you Kakashi? - he said in his teasing voice. - What was it like? Did you two used your tongues?!

- Please, we were surrounded by drunk people and we also were drunk. I didn't even take my mask off. Everything happened so fast, but it was so damn good. Sigh.

- What was so damn good? - we heard from the doorway. Of course, Naruto had to walk in just right now. He plopped on the chair between us, dressed already, looking at us carefully.

- Yesterday, I mean the party. It was quite relaxing and entertaining, wasn't it? - I asked in my usual bored tone.

- Yeah, I guess, I don't remember a lot, I was so drunk 'ttebayo heh... - I felt a pang of pain in my chest. But maybe it was better he didn't remember. I didn't want him to think I took advantage of him. But then he suddenly blushed. Kami, he remembers.

- So you gonna eat or what? I made that breakfast for three of us, don't let it waist it!

- Yup, absolutely. - Naruto said gaining his composure.

- Itadakimasu! - we said in the union and dug in our food, telling Obito about last night, and the topic of the kiss never came back.   

(AN): Next chapter is out, hope you'll like it ;) Thank you for reading guys! It would be great if you leave some feedback.

Till the next time ✌️