The Bitch Bible (COMPLETED)

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"Could not send!! Are you kidding me?!" I shout at Kim in annoyance,

She looks at me like she don't care and rolls her eyes.

"seriously Kim what the fuck is wrong with your wifi??!!" I give her the bitchy stare, "you have this really big ass mansion of a house and you can't afford a small wifi box??!!"

She rolls her eyes again and faces me.

"My mom said wifi is not good because of radiations and stuff and it's bad for the health, she recommended fresh airs and nature for good health" She smiles,

Urgh this bitch! If she and I aren't friends since kindergarten and she is not that rich, I could have just dump her! What a complete loser! She has a very big mansion but she doesn't have a wifi. Who lives in a mansion without a wifi??  Seriously What is this 1960's??

"you're gonna die anyway Kim do you understand that?? Die with a great Snapchat going through! What the fuck" I was irritated, If I seriously knew that this kind of shitty situation will happen, I wouldn't even come.

I stare at her thinking of so many ways how to kill her.

"anyways can't we just enjoy the nature of our wonderful garden Elie??" She smiles,

"No, And by the way I'm going home" I roll my eyes,

"dang! that fast??" she asks,

"well if you have wifi, I can stay a little longer. I need to tweet something" I take my bag and stare at her and smile, "toodles!" I wave and wink at her.

"yeah that's not gonna happen" she smiles at me,

"what the wifi thing or the me going home part" I ask,

She just simply smile and flips her blonde hair.

"both" she giggle,

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We are seating on the couch, there are five of us.

Me the queen bee, Kim Kardishan I know sounds like Kardashian but it's really Kardishan. Like the family they are also rich but we are richer. Not to brag but that's the truth.

Kim is sitting with her boyfriend, Marcus. Marcus is the kind of guy you don't want to date with he's just so gross.

Next to them is Lenzie Cortez, she's actually a cheerleader and not to brag she only got the spot because of me. I didn't join the cheerries though. I'm too hot to be tossed up in the air.

Lenzie is also flirting with Ryan. like Marcus, Ryan is also in the football team.

I stare at them in disgust.

I mean seriously??  They're super close and I could throw a super small firecracker and both of them will die.
And they're not even dating.  They're just bored.

You may wonder why am I alone??  Like why is the prettiest, richest, hottest bitch in town alone while her friends are with their dates??

Well three words..

I. Hate. Drama

I had a boyfriend once, Ben Christoff the football quarterback. We're sweet but we broke up. I would say it didn't work out, but the truth is he cheated.
He went to date Arlene Demzel the goodie two shoes bitch.

I hate it when guys cheats and then blame it on your attitude! Like seriously dude?? Why court me in the first place??

"There's a ham sandwich in the fridge. You can go grab some if you want one" Kim smiles at me she might have notice the boredom I feel.