The Bitch Bible (COMPLETED)

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"what??" Kim stares at me in confusion,

"I'm coming with you. I mean what's the point of going to school here if you're not here?? I mean seriously I don't need to go to school I'm already super rich" I sigh,

"well education is still important Elie" Lenzie smile,

"oh my gosh Lenz I can't believe that a decent speech came out from your dumb mouth" I smile,

"whatever" Lenzie smiles and rolls her eyes, "anyways if Elie is going then I am going"

"wait, you guys are going because of me??" Kim starts to cry again,

"of course! Because let's face it that's what friends are for" I smile and hug both of my best friends tight.

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I reach home and my dad is sitting on his favorite couch with an iPad on his hands.

"good afternoon daddy" I smile at him,

"how's school today sweetheart??" he smiles the dearest smile,

"actually I'm planning to transfer school dad" I sigh,

"why??  Is there something that happen at school??" Dad ask,

"well no" I lie, "but Kim is transferring, so I'm transferring"

"okay then where do you wanna go??" Dad smiles at me,

"Churchhill School in The Mountains" I smile,

"sweetheart that School is so far" dad's eyes grow with concern,

"I know but It's okay" I smile,

"but really it's far, not to mention it's far from civilization" Dad takes a deep breath,

I stare at him surprised,

"seriously dad?? I want to go there" I frown

"wait are you sure??  Because that place is literally at the mountain and I know it's not your type" he looks at in confusion,

"sure City, Party and Coffees are my type but I want to do new things" I lie and I don't know if my dad will even let me go to school there, but I'll try my best, For Kim.

"okay fine, when are you planning to go??" Dad ask,

"tomorrow" I smile at him,

"okay, I'll take note of that" Dad winks at me, pats my head and goes directly to his room.

I roll my eyes as I look at him go inside.

He always does that, patting my head like I am some kind of puppy makes me wanna puke.

I call the girls, Lenzie and Kim to come meet me at the coffee shop.

So grab my keys and walk to the parking lot right away.

And nope it's not a garage it's really a parking lot.

We have 20 cars so it can't be a garage.
I arrive at Starbucks and my girls are already there.

I line up to the cashier and take my order and directly with the girls.

"so what are we here for??" Kim ask,

"I'm bored so I decided to have a coffee" I smile at them,

"Elie you said it is an emergency" Lenzie frowns,

"it is an emergency! I'm bored I need friends" I sigh,

"well done Elie" Lenzie rolls her as at me,

"by the way!  My dad allowed me to go with to that stupid Christian School" I smile at Kim,

"OMG!! Really!!??" Kim screams in excitement,

"Wow that's great because in that case all of us are going" Lenzie smiles at me,

"wait you're going??" I smile at her,

She nods and we all hold our hands in excitement.

Because yeah this is going to be fun. Our dads can't drive us to the school because they are all busy businessmen. So that means we have to drive our own. Oh screw that!. We have to let our drivers drive.

"hey we have to use your very long Limo the one with a Jacuzzi in it" Kim smiles at me,

"sure no problem with that" I wink,

"omg I can't wait" She winks at me,

"anyways let's go shopping??" I smile at them,

"Elie you still have unused clothes in your huge closet" Lenzie rolls her eyes again,

Okay Lenzie is starting to get annoying again. She's starting to sound like my grandma it's exhausting.

"okay Lenzie you know I don't want to wear my outfits twice a month" I roll my eyes at her,

"yeah but also you need to try and save your money" She smiles at me,

"OMG Lenzie why are you so thrifty??"

"because that's how you stay rich bitch!"

"okay we're super rich that even my greatest great grandson spends all our money and it won't consumed" I smile as I take a sip of my pumpkin spice latte,

"fine! Let's go" she rolls her eyes and then she smiles at me,

"I love you" I hug her so tight that she can hardly breathe,

We get to Chanel and we go on a shopping spree.

I start to think that we can't have this type of clothes in the mountains so I need to shop as many as possible.

I grab so many black clothes with different styles. I also grab 20 perfumes because I can't have the same smell everyday that would be disgusting.

I place all my items on the counter and she opens her mouth in shock.

"wow these are a lot" she stares at me still in shock,

"so??" I reply,

"ma'am do you realize how expensive these are??  And you know this is more than 50 clothes" she stares at me again still in shock,

"So?? Look miss I'm in hurry so can you please punch it already so that I can pay gosh you're stressing me" I roll my eyes at her,

"but ma'am are you sure about this??" she insists,

"I'm sorry does your job description entails judging people who buys stuff here in your store?? Like what the fuck girl??! I can afford everything I can even buy this whole store in just one snap I can even buy your soul and sell it to the devil for being so judgy" My voice was loud and I notice people are already staring at me but I don't care. I'm pissed,  "punch my god damn fucking clothes already!! You mother fucker!"

Quickly she grabs my clothes and punch it one by one in her scanner.

"That would be eleven thousand dollars ma'am" She tries to fake her smile,

"whatever" I roll my eyes and hand her my debit card,

I smile at her when my card goes through. She hands it back to me and I grab all the paperbags.

I smile at her and flip my brunette hair and walk away from the cashier and go directly towards my friends.

"what happen??" Kim asks,

"nothing" I reply,

"as usual our friend here is owning things again" Lenzie laugh,

The three of us laugh as we go outside the mall.