The Bitch Bible (COMPLETED)

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I try to act as calm as I could but Kim just won't stop crying.

"I swear to god Kim if you won't shut the fuck up I would literally shove a box of tampons inside your fucking mouth" I yell in frustration,

"Elie I don't wanna die!!" Kim cries,

"we're not gonna die idiot!!" I yell at her, but the truth is I really don't know. Is the car really gonna explode?? I hope not.

Suddenly a light is approaching towards our direction.

"Omg a Car!!" Kim jumps in excitement, looking like she's a nine year old kid or something, she's clapping and waving at the car, "Help!! Help us!!" Kim cries,

"what the fuck Kim?? You're totally an idiot" Lenzie says as she pull Kim closer to her,

"Lenz I'm asking for help!! Someone inside That car might help us" Kim replies as she pull herself away from Lenzie and continues to wave.

"idiot!! What if that's a serial killer!! We're like in the middle of nowhere!!" Lenzie argue,

Kim ignore her and continue to wave.

The car is finally near and the driver pulls over in front of us.

Suddenly a guy slips out of his car and smiles at us.

"what seems to be the problem ladies??" he ask,

"well hi Hello my name is Kim, and there's a smoke in the car and I think it's going to explode" Kim says,

"really?? Can I go and check??" He ask,

"No actually we don't need your help, our friend here is overreacting and it's frustrating, sorry to waste your time but I can handle things" I smile at him,

"you know how to fix a car??" He smile as the moonlight hits his face and I can tell he's really handsome.

I roll my eyes as I notice Lenzie and Kim staring at him without blinking.

I can't see clearly in the dark so I can't tell what he's wearing.

"Well No, but I can figure things out for myself" I try to look as confident as I can,

"haha great joke" He smile as walk towards me, "Can I see??" he smiles at Lenzie and Kim,

"No you may not, and you can go already" I answer, blocking his way to my car.

"for the record? I wasn't talking to you" He smiles at me sarcastically,

"it's my car" I smile at him,

He rolls his eyes and stare at me, "Move bitch" he says as he push me so hard I almost trip.

"ouch!! You jerk!! Why did you push me??!!" I yell at him,

"I wouldn't even have to push you if you're not blocking my way!" He yells back,

I stare at him in disbelief.

"well a little sorry will do!!" I yell but he completely ignores me which makes me more furious.

"so what's gonna happen?? Is the car going to explode??" Lenzie ask,

The guy laugh so hard and shakes his head.

"No, everything is fine the car just over heated do you have a water??" He say rubbing the back of his neck.

"Oh so you mean the car is just thirsty??" Kim ask,

"Well yeah" The guy smile at Kim,

"okay I have a water!" Kim smile and run towards the car.

"seriously Kim did you just trust a guy who push me??"

"uhm if he's the only one who can fix this damn car then yes!!" It's really dark but I can sense she just roll her eyes at me,

The three of them are covering the hood of the car and I don't know what they're doing. But I'm sure they're doing something.

"Hey can one of you start the car??" He ask,

"No!" I answer,

"Wow, do you have a crush on me??" He giggles,

"Excuse me?? Why would you think I  have a crush on you??" right now I'm folding my arms staring at him furiously,

He slowly walks towards me and walk closer and closer until he's almost an inch away from me that I can already feel his breathing.

I stare at his face and I'm like wow, he really is so hansome.

"because I'm asking your friends things and you are the one who keeps on answering it. Isn't that a little suspicious??" He smile,

I walk backwards until I'm a little further from him.

"well we just met so in your dreams" I walk away from him and walk directly inside the car, "Can I start the car now??!!" I yell at my friends,

"wait I thought you won't start the car??" He starts to laugh,

"oh my gosh are you serious right now??!!" I yell in frustration,

"Maybe" He laugh and now the two bitches are laughing,

"why are you all laughing??!! this is a serious situation!!!" I feel I could scream in frustration,

"go on and try, you'll know if everything's fine because the car won't explode" He laugh once again,

"You know what?? this is bullshit" I'm close to exploding so I grab the keys and walk towards the guy in deep rage, "Go and start the fucking car!! Asshole!" I yell and throw the keys at him. He must be good at reflexes because he catches the keys so fast.

"Okay" he smile as he walks directly towards the car, he slip inside and starts it. It did! The car finally starts!!

The girls jumps in glee as they run and hug the guy.

"Thank you! Thank you so much" Kim says in total happiness,

"Hey no problem" He says as go back to his car, "see you at school"

"wait how do you know we're going to the school??" I ask,

"Because this road leads nowhere but the school" He says as he drive off,

"He's really cute" Kim dreamily smile,

"I'm so disappointed with your taste right now Kim" I say as I get inside the car,

"what?? He's super handsome!" Kim replies,

"it's dark so you can't really tell, so come inside now or I'll leave you both behind" both of them rush inside the car and I start to drive.

because besides from being super tired, I'm actually super anxious about the way I look right now, like hello I need my beauty sleep because it's already 2:30 in the morning.

We're all silent as we drive towards the school.