The Bitch Bible (COMPLETED)

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I'm done shopping new clothes when I realize I need to go before I'll buy the whole mall.

I text Christian telling him to pick me up at the mall.

Not long enough after I text him, I see him driving towards me.

"what have you done??" He ask,

"what?? I need to shop new clothes! It's not like it's gonna condemn the world genius!" I roll my eyes at him,

He hands me the helmet and I'm trying my best to climb the motorcycle with my twenty shopping bags.

Christian grabs some of the bags and put it in front of him, thank you very much.

I finally get to the motorcycle when Christian begins to speak,

"I can't drive to the campus today" Christian says,

"like what?? are you serious??" I ask,

"Yeah! It's getting dark Elizabeth! It's not safe riding a motorcycle going to the Campus" Christian explain,

"Why??" I ask,

"No more questions!!" He replies as he drive towards the highway,

We stop at a motel and we climb down the motorcycle.

"seriously a motel??" I ask,

"what?? do you have a better idea??" Christian reply,

"well, we can find a fancy Hotel here" I smile,

"you're ridiculous Elizabeth! This is a small town there ain't no fancy hotels here" Christian smiles in disbelief,

"well then I'll go and check us in" I sigh and get directly to the front desk,

"welcome to Motel 9 how can I help you??" The lady at the front desk smile and greets me,

"Can I have two rooms please" I smile,
"would you like it to be next to each other??" she smile,

"yes please" I smile back,

I fill in some documents and the lady gives me keys and I grab them and I pay for the room and then I walk towards Christian.

"Here's the key to your room" I smile as I hand him the key,

"Thanks, How much do I have to pay you??" He smile,

I just smile at him and I proceed to my room.

It's not that big because of course it's  a motel. It has a king size bed one sofa bed and a private bathroom. The air-conditioning is good so it's worth the money.

I get inside my room and I go directly to my bed and I get myself comfortable.

As I toss and turn no matter how hard I try, I can't sleep.

I get my phone and start to tweet.

"I hate staying in motels but it will be fine if someone will send me pizza"

I smile as I post the tweet.

Fifteen minutes later, there's already a lot of comments, likes and retweets.

Some people comments "same here" some asks what kind of pizza do I want.

Yeah right it's not like they're gonna actually buy me a pizza.

But just to be nice I reply with "pepperoni" but for real pepperoni is my favorite when it comes to pizza.

Because it's simple and there are no veggies.

Just then someone knock on my door.

"who is it??" I ask,

No one answers,

I wait for approximately six seconds and there was a knock again.

"who the fuck is it??!!  It's too late for house keeping!!" I yell,

"it's me Christian" He reply,

Oh my fuck!!  It's Christian!!

I jump out of my bed and run straight to the mirror to do some retouch, making sure everything is perfect.

After I'm done with fixing myself, I run towards the door and open it.

And there he is, Christian Bloodrayne charming as ever standing outside my room, smiling and staring at me.

"what do you want??" I pretend to be upset,

"would you like to go grab some uhm pizza with me??" He smile awkwardly,

I would love to!!!  Oh my freaking god!!!  He just invited me to go eat with him!!.

"No, I'm not interested. I'm too tired you know" I play hard to get, I am waiting for him to convince me to go with him,

"Are you sure??" He ask,

Of course I'm not Christian!! I really want to go with you!!  Because it's pizza!! And it's with you!!

"yes I'm sure" I smile,

Just one more push Christian and I'll  yes!

"oh okay, good night then!" He smile as he walks towards his motorcycle.

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

I close the door in disappointment, I'm obviously stupid! Why would I think he would I think that he'd convince me to go??  Who am I his girlfriend??

I run towards my bed and I close my eyes thinking about how stupid I am,  and how everything would really come to place if I'm not being an idiot.
I feel exhausted and immediately I fall asleep.

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I wake up when I feel the ray of the sun hit my face.

I sit and yawn and stretch my arms.

I'm still sleepy, my mind is still processing.

When suddenly I find a box on a table near the door.

I quickly run towards it and find out it was an eleven inches pizza box.

I open it and there's a pizza inside. It was a full circle pizza with no missing slice. It's a beef and mushroom with onion pizza, not my favorite but it's still cool.

And beside the box is a note taped in the table.

Hi Elizabeth

   I couldn't decide which pizza do you like so I bought you this one. I know you don't want to come but I figured you'd be hungry in the morning so I bought you pizza

Christian

Then I stand there wondering, how did he enter the room??

And then I remember last night, I forgot to lock it.

I start to eat the pizza.

I'm so hungry that I didn't notice I already finish it.

I fix myself again and do a little retouch and then walk outside the room.

And there I see Christian standing beside his motorcycle.

I run towards him and smile.

"good morning princess!!" He wink,

"hey thanks for the pizza by the way" I smile,

He takes some of my bags and I smile at him.

"I finished it all by the way" I smile,

"It's quite obvious" Christian smile,

"why??" I ask as we both climb on the motorcycle,

I make myself comfortable and I wrap my arms around his waist hugging him.

He starts the engine and he laughs.

"because you're fat" He laugh so so hard,

"excuse me??" I ask feeling upset,

Then we zoom off on our way back to the hell hole, our campus.