The Bitch Bible (COMPLETED)

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"are you sure about this??" Kim asks,

"of course I am, I mean.. Look at her" I laughed as I look at Arlene's photos,

I can't believe she's stupid enough not to delete her other facebook account which is great for me!  It's easy for me to embarrass her.

I choose the most embarrassing one and upload it. I specifically choose the one she's wearing a white dress and a black hat and she's holding some kind of soda bottle. She pouts her lips as she looked at the camera. Like she thinks she's ever cute with a duck face. So gross.

Of course that's not the best part! I'm smart enough to let Kim Photoshop the soda bottle and change it into beer bottle. In which a silly Arlene's picture turns into a drunk Arlene's picture. Kim is good at photoshopping pictures, she's like the expert. One time she photoshopped my picture and turned me into a princess on eighth grade. And that's how we became close.

We created an anonymous instagram account and we named it Yazz Queen.

We changed the profile picture into Arlene's embarrassing photoshopped picture.

We put a caption in it that says,

"I'm not that innocent"

Kim, Lenzie and I starts to laugh as we post Arlene's photoshopped picture.

And just like that it all went viral.

People starts to comment.

Some even says,

"too much for being a goody two shoes"

The three of us laugh and we order a pizza to celebrate.

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I walk towards my locker when I see Arlene walking towards me. Her eyes are so red she must be crying so hard.

"Hey Arlene! Can I help you??" I smile at her, the sweetest smile I can ever act.

"did you do it??" she tries not to cry but I can tell she will,

"did what exactly??" I pretend not to know,

I realize I'm so good at acting I could win an Oscar.

"post my picture in the internet"

"oh sweety why would I do that??" I act like I care and that I sympathize her,  "whoever did that is such a bitch" because let's face it I am,

"I know it's you just please tell me" and now she's crying,

"honey, here's a friendly advice. Unless you have proof then you can blame people okay?" I smile and wave at her, "toodles darling! I still have class" I wink and blow her a kiss and wave goodbye, I fashionably flip my hair and walk away from her.

I continue to walk and smile as I see two freshmen laughing at the picture.

After school Kim, Lenzie and I are going to the mall for some girl time shopping. Because I don't want to wear the same outfit twice a month.

We check inside Chanel and I look for some black casual street style clothes because it's my favorite color, like seriously most of my clothes are black.

Lenzie on the other hand is looking for brown casual street style clothes while Kim usually likes white, quite the opposite of my favorite color. Anyways all of our colors doesn't seem to contradict each other that's why we look good when the three of us are going out together.

We fit them one by one together. We take selfies and change our clothes and go to the cashier to pay for the clothes.

"Next is Formal clothes" Kim says excitedly,