because of you ☞ Gray Fullbuster

Mushroom Heads! The Village is Actually a Bunch of Monsters?

chapter eleven

the titles are getting lame 😒

"Stupid Erza. How am I suppose to get full on a bunch of mushrooms?" Natsu complained, as they walked in the forest. "That food back there looked really good, too."

"Stop complaining, it's annoying." Liz sighed,

"Hey, mushrooms." Gray said, as they came across a bunch of mushrooms.

"I take it back. These look tasty!"

"But why mushrooms?" Lucy narrowed her eyes at the mushrooms.

"It's so obvious, Lucy." Happy told her,

"Oh, yeah?"

"Natsu's gonna eat a poisonous mushroom, then something weird'll happen. You know the cliché, right?" Happy held up a sign that said 'cliché'.

"Give me some credit, Happy, do you really think I'd fall for some lame gag like that? No way." Natsu said, mouthful of mushrooms.

"It's a fact." Ash sighed. "I should've stayed in Magnolia because I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots."

"Hey, I'm not an idiot!" Gray glared at Ash, eating some mushrooms.

"Oh, yes you are." Liz said, stepping in front of Ash.

"These mushrooms aren't very big, but if I keep eating a ton of them, I'm bound to get full sooner or later."

"And here comes the setup." Happy said,

"Better start picking faster." Gray had a mouthful of mushroom.

"Can you sallow before you speak, it's disgusting." Liz said, crossing her arms.

Lucy giggled, but stopped when Natsu began to choke. "Hey, are you alright, Natsu?"

"And here comes the gag!"

A mushroom popped out of Natsu's head, and Ash widened his eyes.

"Yeah, I'm not eating those mushrooms."

"That was scary."

"Your head is scary!" Lucy cringed,

"I was hoping they'd turn him purple." Happy said, looking disappointed.

"That's what you were hoping for?"

"Hey, what are you worked up about?" Gray asked,

"Just take a look at one another." Liz smirked,

"Why?" They did what she said, and they screamed.

"Ha, ha!" Natsu poked the mushroom on Gray's head. "There's a mushroom on your head!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, I bet yours is bigger than mine!"

"This could be really bad. Who cares how you look? Guys. . ." Lucy trailed off, as Liz laughed at them.

"Hey, you two, what the hell you laughing about?" Natsu asked her and Gray.