#general Team Chupacabra Chat
BlakeD: anyone know wtf is going on with Rocket Red?
Elmore: release delayed. Probably tomorrow though.
BlakeD: why???
AbbyCpr: ran a test data import. found something.
BlakeD: care to share?
AbbyCpr: you'd know if you were at the standup :P
BlakeD: ...
BlakeD: or you could just fucking tell me.
AbbyCpr: chill. I emailed you. I was just giving you shit.
BlakeD: don't.
#general Team Chupacabra Chat
BlakeD: Banner Goods front end push in ten minutes
AbbyCpr: can you make it 20? I need to merge some changes from the trunk.
BlakeD: what changes??
Arjun: found in QA
BlakeD: code freeze was yesterday. Why weren't they fixed before?
Arjun: found this morning
BlakeD: when? QAte's on vacation
Rickroll: Abby found them. Not anything Kate would have caught
BlakeD: why didn't we catch it sooner? Didn't you unit test?
AbbyCpr: I did. Wasn't my code. Banner mentioned in a call that some stores used alpha-numeric IDs and I realized that wasn't in any specs or tickets so QAte wouldn't have known to test them.
BlakeD: I've been on every call. That was never said.
AbbyCpr: well maybe I dreamt it. Doesn't matter, when I checked it this morning, it broke. I fixed it. You're welcome.
AbbyCpr: ready to deploy.
BlakeD: FE deployed.
Quentin: BE deployed
Rickroll: I'll smoke test.
Arjun: Got a hit from Connecticut. One from Beijing now.
Quentin: He's up late.
Arjun: Got a sale.
Arjun: Transaction complete!
Rickroll: great work everyone.
#general Team Chupacabra Chat
Elmore: I can't do it. I can't take one more call with that asshole.
BlakeD: Hey, you only had to ask the question three times. That's a new record.
Elmore: I'm serious. Not again
AbbyCpr: would it help if you show me on the doll where the bad man makes you hurt?
Elmore: will you kiss it, make it better?
AbbyCpr: I think that's a tech lead responsibility. Blake?
BlakeD: I'm not kissing any of you
AbbyCpr: awww. Guess I'll have to take that off my bucket list then.
Elmore: am I on your bucket list?
AbbyCpr: yes. #327. "Steal Elmore's amazing trucker hat with the mud flap bimbo on it, and wear it EVERYWHERE"
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