Groupchat // Klance

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[Kogayne created Hamilton the Musical]

[Kogayne added Shirogone, Lancelot, Hunker, Allurk, Pidgeon, AShaymed, Corn, NayMan, and Rolos]

Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?

Shirogone: No.

Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.

Lancelot: And an asshole.

Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.

Allurk: An immigrant.

Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?

AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.

Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.

Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Kogayne: This is homophobia.

Lancelot: <3 u!!!

Kogayne: Sure.

[Lancelot changed Kogayne's name to Hamilton]

[Pidgeon changed Lancelot's name to Aaron Burr Sir]

Aaron Burr Sir: This is biphobia.

Aaron Burr Sir: I would never shoot Keith.

Pidgeon: Your track history says otherwise.

Aaron Burr Sir: Okay, that was high school. We are mature adults now.

Pidgeon: Keith stole your jacket.

Aaron Burr Sir: [Shoots Keith]

Aaron Burr Sir: Jk, jk.

Hamilton: I didn't steal it.

Hamilton: I've just been borrowing it for 3 months.

Aaron Burr Sir: ...................

Hamilton: Okay, maybe I stole it.

Hamilton: But it smells nice and it reminds me of you.

Aaron Burr Sir: You are aware of the fact that I've been freezing my ass off for the past few months because I couldn't find that jacket, right?

Hamilton: I could buy you a new one?

Pidgeon: You'd just steal that one too, Keith.

Hamilton: I am offended.

Hamilton: Why would I do such a thing?

Aaron Burr Sir: Him, an angel.

Hamilton: Exactly.

NayMan: I remember in high school when you made out with Rolo in Victoria's Secret. They kicked Keith out and he stole a bunch of bras as 'revenge.'

Aaron Burr Sir: You have a point.

Pidgeon: And remember how he used to smoke pot outside the gym and he got caught by the principal.

Rolos: And the next week we were having sex in the principal's office while she went out for lunch.

Hamilton: That was high school.

Pidgeon: And remember how he stole Lance's jacket?

Hamilton: That's different!

Allurk: And how he stole Lotor's car and crashed it into a Target last week?

Corn: And how he stole a horse and rode it through Walmart last Thursday?