Philippines: I am officially never allowing Myanmar to set foot in my kitchen ever again
Myanmar: oh come on
Indonesia: Never. Again.
Myanmar: at least i didn't burn down ur kitchen im not as bad as iggy
Philippines: YOU BURNED A POT
Philippines: HOW CAN YOU FORGET TO PUT WATER BEFORE PUTTING THE POT ON THE STOVE?!
Philippines: YOU EVEN MANAGED TO BURN WATER WITH MY OTHER POT
Philippines: I CAN'T MAKE SINIGANG ANYMORE
Philippines: AND CHAMPORADO
Philippines: AND EVERY OTHER SOUP DISH
Malaysia: I place the blame on Phili
Singapore: I second that
Brunei: sorry piri but it's your fault
Philippines: WHAT?
Myanmar: I can cook yanno
Thailand: really?
Vietnam: i doubt that
Laos: what were u trying to cook anyway?
Myanmar: spaghetti....
Myanmar: italian style
Cambodia: that explains it
Cambodia: stick to Burmese food
Philippines: HOW IS IT MY FAULT?
Malaysia: WE FRICKING WARNED YOU
Singapore: We told you to ask him what he is cooking.
Brunei: he can only cook his food you see
Brunei: anything else he sucks
Myanmar: I DON'T SUCK
Myanmar: at least not completely
Myanmar: i don't suck as much as Iggy
Indonesia: you should stop comparing yourself to england
Singapore: He's that obsessed with him
Myanmar: im not
Myanmar: i just need someone to compare to so I don't look that bad
Philippines: YOU STILL OWE ME A POT
Philippines: actually no i don't trust you around kitchen stuff
Cambodia: i can get you one with his money
Myanmar: HOLD UP A SECOND
Myanmar: WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME AROUND KITCHEN OBJECTS?
Cambodia: ...
Laos: ...
Vietnam: ...
Thailand: ana
Brunei: ??
Thailand: it happened last week you see
Vietnam: we went shopping
Laos: it's a hangout with just us Mainlanders
Malaysia: hold up a sec
Malaysia: why wasn't I invited?
Thailand: because you wouldn't become one with me ana
Cambodia: you were getting arrested with Indo and Phili
Philippines: wE DIDN'T GET ARRESTED
Philippines: on an unrelated note how did u know?
Indonesia: ....
Singapore: It was horrible
Brunei: we had to pay for both the damages and the bail
Vietnam: im not gonna ask
Cambodia: TO CONTINUE
Myanmar: no no why did you get arrested?
Cambodia: so we went to the aisles with the kitchen stuff
Laos: then shit happened
Laos deleted her earlier message
Thailand: what
Laos: nothing
Vietnam: it was chaos
Thailand: we ran from the crime scene
Cambodia: and we left Myan behind
Myanmar: this is a reminder of how wonderful my friends are
Myanmar: thank you guys
Laos: awww
Vietnam: no problem
Thailand: you're welcome
Cambodia: it was nothing
Malaysia: and they say that we cause just as much trouble as the awesome trio
Indonesia: except we're sober
Philippines: but he's worse (or just as bad as we are idk)
Brunei: remind me to watch myself around Myan
Singapore: I'm putting a sign that says 'Caution: Myanmar'
Myanmar: wow...
Myanmar: i need to find new friends
Myanmar: this is a very unhealthy relationship
Myanmar: gonna go find India
Singapore: It's been 5 hours
Brunei: any idea where he is?
Philippines: no
Malaysia: no
Indonesia: no
Cambodia: i gtg find him
Laos: he's probably with India
Vietnam: im coming with you. Thai?
Thailand: i need to feed toto
Vietnam: you're coming with me
Malaysia: btw
Singapore: Oh no
Brunei: i need to do my paperwork guys bye
Singapore: DON'T YOU LEAVE ME
Singapore: YOU'RE NOT INVISIBLE BRUNEI
Singapore: I CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH
Brunei: does tripping over me because you can't see me count as caring?
Singapore: ....
Brunei: that's what i thought bye
Indonesia: sooo
Philippines: i may or may not have broken a few drinking laws in America
Indonesia: we also broke a few driving laws
Malaysia: and for some reason we woke up in a holding cell in Mexico
Singapore: .....
Singapore: You're on your own
Singapore: I give up
Singapore: Goodbye
Philippines: wAIT
Malaysia: u heartless man
Indonesia: WE WILL REMEMBER THIS
Indonesia: WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE
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FanfictionSingapore starts a new chatroom with the rest of the Asean for political reasons. Then everyone else decided to throw the politics out the window.