Singapore: Can we please talk about what happened earlier?
Malaysia: no
Laos: Can I please be excused from this conversation?
Singapore: You may go
Cambodia: me too
Vietnam: well there are some things that I should do
Thailand: Toto wants to go for a walk so I guess I'll leave too
Myanmar: see ya later
Philippines: well since everyone is leaving
Singapore: Not you. Malaysia and Indonesia should stay as well
Malaysia: yikes
Indonesia: what did we do
Singapore: You know EXACTLY what you did. Don't play dumb.
Indonesia: has anyone ever taught you
Indonesia: to RESPECT YOU'RE ELDERS? hm
Singapore: *your
Malaysia: to be honest kak that doesn't apply to you
Philippines: ah my boss called gtg bye
Indonesia: im sitting beside u and no one called
Philippines: damn
Singapore: Let's get back on topic
Singapore: Don't any of you have anything to say?
Malaysia: I AM INNOCENT
Malaysia: thats all
Philippines: u sure ate?
Malaysia: hey u were the one who flipped the fREAKING TABLE
Philippines: yes but that was because I wanted to test how hard kuya America's head was
Singapore: I still can't believe that the table was the one that broke.
Philippines: besides u were the one who threw that durian at england
Malaysia: he deserved it
Indonesia: i was amazed how he finded durians smelly when he thinks that his cooking is good
Philippines: lol durians are always smelly
Philippines: but kuya england's food always suck
Malaysia: hey
Malaysia: durians may smell but they're very good
Malaysia: way better than ur mangoes
Philippines: EXCUSE ME
Singapore: Indonesia, what about you?
Indonesia: okay what I did was wrong but at least I didn't murder someone
Philippines: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT
Philippines: FOR YOU, DURAINS MAY BE LIFE BUT MANGOES ARE LIFER
Singapore: Yes but you actually kicked the doors and broke 3 vases
Singapore: Plus, we were in Switzerland
Malaysia: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Indonesia: I get it
Indonesia: and I'm willing to pay
Singapore: With what money? You know he sets really high prices.
Philippines: THE POINT IS
Philippines: MANGOES ARE THE BEST AND NOTHING CAN COMPARE
Thailand: hey guys I came back to see this and I'm just gonna leave bye
Indonesia: I have money
Indonesia: I'm just a few bucks short
Singapore: Something tells me that it isn't just a few.
Brunei: guys
Brunei: are you just gonna let them fight
Singapore: Let them
Indonesia: they'll stop
Malaysia: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
Malaysia: DURIANS ARE THE BEST OKAY
Malaysia: THEY'RE DELICOUIS AND HEAHTY
Philippines: Oh reaaallly
Philippines: so are mangoes
Philippines: but the difference is that mangoes smell good
Singapore: So about a while ago...
Indonesia: Right
Indonesia: gotta go
Singapore: I'll see you at dinner.
Indonesia: right it's my turn to cook
Indonesia: bye
Singapore: And don't forget to remind Philippines that she has to pay for the broken table.
Malaysia: you know what
Malaysia: how about we take this argument outside
Philippines: ha
Philippines: I'll beat u any day
Malaysia: we'll see Philippines
Malaysia: but I have a feeling that you'll regret that once your beaten
Brunei: guys...
Philippines: hush child
Philippines: it's time to settle this once and for all
Brunei: ...
Brunei: i really should stop trying to stop them
Myanmar: you say that but you'll still keep trying
Brunei: what
Brunei: I thought u left
Myanmar: nah
Myanmar: I was here the whole time
Malaysia: watching the drama
Brunei: ....
Cambodia: guys
Cambodia: have you maybe noticed
Cambodia: that Malaysia and Philippines arE WRESTLING OUTSIDE
Vietnam: you don't really have to worry that much
Vietnam: they can't do much damage anyway
Myanmar: true
Laos: but won't they hurt themselves?
Cambodia: they'll live
Brunei: so you all were just watching
Laos: im sorry Brunei
Laos: but it's fun to watch a fight unfold without getting caught up in the drama
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FanfictieSingapore starts a new chatroom with the rest of the Asean for political reasons. Then everyone else decided to throw the politics out the window.