A/N: The media (if you can see it) is how I envision the boys in this story, in terms of looks. In terms of age, I'd say they're all around the start of their 20's in the story.
Also, Lashton...that's for sure happening. Duh. As for Malum...don't know yet. Still sort of undecided but we'll see where this story takes us!
Oh, before I forget—quick shoutout to @Larry_Lashton for inspiring me to write this story. She probably won't see this because she's super popular (or so I've heard) on Wattpad but, nonetheless, I still wanted to provide the shoutout.
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luke_is_a_penguin: if u were a fruit, u would be a fine apple :p
ashton.wins: What???
luke_is_a_penguin: i said
luke_is_a_penguin: if u were a fruit, u would be a FINE APPLE ;))
ashton.wins: I know but...I don't know you.
luke_is_a_penguin: idk u either but ur hot
luke_is_a_penguin: or ur profile pic is hot. i hope ur not a 60 yr old catfish ://
ashton.wins: Thanks, but I'm straight.
luke_is_a_penguin: so is spaghetti until u put it in water
ashton.wins: Luke, right? I'm straight.
ashton.wins: Don't get me wrong, I totally support the LGBTQ+ community tho!
luke_is_a_penguin: r u fucking kidding me
luke_is_a_penguin: idk whether 2 be happy that u said my name or sad bc ur "straight"
luke_is_a_penguin: bleh all the hot guys are always straight
ashton.wins: Sorry?
luke_is_a_penguin: i'm gay so the fact that ur rejecting me is homophobic soz
ashton.wins: I'm not homophobic!!!
ashton.wins: It's really hard to take you seriously when your username is lukeisapenguin. Soz.
luke_is_a_penguin: ok one) i made the username when i was 11 so fuck u
luke_is_a_penguin: n 2) i was joking b4 lol chill m8
ashton.wins: Did you really just say lol chill m8...are you sure you're not still 11?
luke_is_a_penguin: does this look 11 to u
ashton.wins: Which one are you?
luke_is_a_penguin: the hot one duh
ashton.wins: The one on the left looks slightly attractive? If I were a girl, that is.
luke_is_a_penguin: that's my friend calum :((
ashton.wins: So you're the one on the right? You look 11.
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I Love You a Latte!
RomanceA story where Luke Hemmings texts random puns to strangers over Kik. One day, that stranger happens to be Ashton Irwin and the rest is history.