A/N: Luke and Michael look like they were born ready for this picture, Calum and Ashton look like they were unprepared and I'm living for it...I somehow keep coming back to this picture and laughing at their expressions??? I think it's time for me to go to sleep...
(If I stare at this picture long enough, it looks like Ashton's sticking his finger in his ear and now I'm uncomfortable...)
P.S. I'm lazy so about two weeks have passed since the last chapter. It's now the beginning of February, 2018.
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luke_is_a_penguin: hey b wanna hear another KOALA-TEA pun?
ashton.wins: Did you seriously just call me b...
ashton.wins: Also, two puns in one question? I'm going to explode.
luke_is_a_penguin: explode in my mouth
ashton.wins: I'm taking a permanent vacation.
luke_is_a_penguin: where?
ashton.wins: Anywhere but this conversation.
luke_is_a_penguin: k
ashton.wins: Sike, can't get rid of me that easy, bitch!
ashton.wins: Wait, why aren't you being a drama queen...
ashton.wins: Are you ok?
luke_is_a_penguin: i knew u weren't leaving lmao ur not as slick as u think u r
ashton.wins: Damn, I thought I was super slick.
luke_is_a_penguin: u r
luke_is_a_penguin: ...in other ways ;))
ashton.wins: Moving along! What's the other pun you wanted to tell me?
luke_is_a_penguin: what's my shirt made out of
ashton.wins: Annoying material?
luke_is_a_penguin: BOYFRIEND MATERIAL U DOOFUS
luke_is_a_penguin: im breaking up w u
ashton.wins: D O I T
luke_is_a_penguin: i can't even pretend to do it i—
ashton.wins: Aw, baby.
luke_is_a_penguin: ihy
ashton.wins: I love you!
luke_is_a_penguin: idk
ashton.wins: What do you mean, "idk"?
ashton.wins: I L O V E Y O U
luke_is_a_penguin: idk
ashton.wins: Are you being petty again and pretending you're not mad even though you are?
ashton.wins: Baby, I'm sorry! I love you!
luke_is_a_penguin: omgkskdkdos i'm not mad lol it's just fun messing w u
ashton.wins: ...
luke_is_a_penguin: i love you too!
ashton.wins: K.
luke_is_a_penguin: ashton stfu n say it back u hoe
ashton.wins: it back u hoe
luke_is_a_penguin: I HATE U SMARTASS
ashton.wins: I thought you loved me...currently crying. :'(
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I Love You a Latte!
RomanceA story where Luke Hemmings texts random puns to strangers over Kik. One day, that stranger happens to be Ashton Irwin and the rest is history.
