A/N: In this hour's edition of "Tag Yourself", I think it's safe to assume that I'm a Calum in the above picture.
Additionally, this band is BASICALLY the only reason I'm looking forward to the next Halloween. Is that sad? That's sad.
Anywho, enjoy. This part takes place two weeks after the events of the last chapter! Woohoo! Halloween and Lashton finally meeting offscreen! It's a bit longer than the other chapters.
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luke_is_a_penguin: i can't find a costume for halloween so can i go as ur boyfriend?
ashton.wins: This is so cute that I'm at a loss for words. We'll see after tonight? :)
luke_is_a_penguin: u n ur friend should stay over at my place tonight ;))
luke_is_a_penguin: i have two rooms in my house that i share w calum soooo there's plenty of available space
luke_is_a_penguin: did i mention that the walls are almost soundproof? it's gr8 4 when im watching movies at full volume and for other things
ashton.wins: What if I want people to hear what I'm doing in the rooms?
luke_is_a_penguin: then i guess cal better get used to my moans bc that's what i'll be doing when u fuck me @ my house 2nite
ashton.wins: Holy shit, Luke!
ashton.wins: It's only the first date!
luke_is_a_penguin: ur the one who said we should get to know each other more wtf
ashton.wins: As in getting to know each other emotionally and mentally! Not physically!
luke_is_a_penguin: well my EMOTIONS tell me that i'm horny and mental for ur dick :p
ashton.wins: I give up!
ashton.wins: So...what are you dressing up as tonight?
luke_is_a_penguin: i told u i couldn't find a costume
ashton.wins: You're not going as my cliche boyfriend!
luke_is_a_penguin: i seriously don't have a costume ash lol
ashton.wins: Luke, it's literally the day of! We've been talking about this for two weeks!
luke_is_a_penguin: sorry osmskdkdk i'll find something
luke_is_a_penguin: OMG I GOT IT
ashton.wins: You're dressing as the clown from It?
luke_is_a_penguin: no lmfaoo i thought of a easy costume
luke_is_a_penguin: what sleeps all day and wants to bite your neck??????
luke_is_a_penguin: (other than me duh)
ashton.wins: You've got to be kidding me. A vampire? I don't know how I feel about this...
luke_is_a_penguin: THINK ABOUT HOW HOT IT WILL BE WHEN IM GIVING U HICKEYS UGHHHH
luke_is_a_penguin: see this is why i need u to fill my sexual cravings and fuck me
ashton.wins: I'll certainly "fill" all your sexual cravings when we decide to have sex.
luke_is_a_penguin: daddy
ashton.wins: Luke, oh my gosh, please don't turn this into a sexting session at 9 in the morning!
ashton.wins: I'll see you tonight. May or may not stay at yours tonight depending on how late it is when we get back. But no sex!
luke_is_a_penguin: we'll see ;))
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I Love You a Latte!
RomanceA story where Luke Hemmings texts random puns to strangers over Kik. One day, that stranger happens to be Ashton Irwin and the rest is history.
