A/N: ^ I like Calum's shirt and that's probably the only reason I chose that picture, to be honest. And I like Michael's hat (as basic as it is, I would still undoubtedly wear it)!
Plus, as you might've guessed by the end of the last chapter, Malum is still a key couple in this story with its ups and downs. The status of their relationship will be discussed even MORE in this chapter. I'm hoping to give a definitive answer as to whether or not they're "together", but you never know (relationships are complicated). Lashton is still strong as ever and I'm doing a mini time lapse to like a week before New Year's Eve (also I'm pretty sure I messed up the timeline of this relationship but we're just going to pretend that Lashton has been together for over two months and it's now almost the end of December.
P.S. Their anniversary is deliberately planned out to be on the 28th of each month as a nod to one of my other favorite ships (if you can guess what that ship is, +10 points to you!). Enjoy the story!!!
P.P.S. The joke I'm using in the first few lines of this story is probably overused and you might've seen it already so please don't attack me lol!
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luke_is_a_penguin: beautiful gay
ashton.wins: Are you ok? I think you meant beautiful day?
luke_is_a_penguin: no i meant me
luke_is_a_penguin: i'm the beautiful gay
ashton.wins: I-
luke_is_a_penguin: ik. ur at a loss 4 words bc u can't believe ur dating ME, the beautiful gay
luke_is_a_penguin: shoooooocking
ashton.wins: I AM at a loss for words...
ashton.wins: ...because your puns are so TEARABLE. Lmao!
luke_is_a_penguin: ofmsojdodossos my puns are rubbing off on u
luke_is_a_penguin: luke's impact! my impact!
ashton.wins: It truly is Luke's impact!
luke_is_a_penguin: love that
luke_is_a_penguin: so skinny
ashton.wins: Did my boyfriend suddenly turn into James Charles?
luke_is_a_penguin: HI SHISTAR
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ashton.wins: My boyfriend looks hotter than usual!
ashton.wins: What happened? New hair color?
luke_is_a_penguin: FUJK U JAMES CHARLES IS NOT HOTTER THAN ME EXCUSE MOI
ashton.wins: Aw, baby. You're the cutest.
luke_is_a_penguin: hotter, too.....RIGHT?
ashton.wins: I feel obligated to say you're hotter or else you're going to shun me...
