A/N: ^ A truly ICONIC picture taken of 5SOS and 1D. This is what stan culture is.
Before I forget, this chapter takes place two months after the last chapter. A quick recap: Lashton is going to a Harry Styles for their two month anniversary and Malum is still going strong. However, a couple of things have changed since then. Enjoy!
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luke_is_a_penguin: gotta zayn
ashton.wins: You can't just leave!
ashton.wins: Also, Zayn who? Is that a type of snake...?
luke_is_a_penguin: no he's a sex god
ashton.wins: You are MY boyfriend, not his!
luke_is_a_penguin: oh ur right sorry it's liam's job to hype him up not mine
ashton.wins: Ziam is...real?
luke_is_a_penguin: idk i hope so
luke_is_a_penguin: pretty much the whole band is gay except for captain niall
ashton.wins: Zayn isn't part of the band! ;(
luke_is_a_penguin: bITCH DONT BRING THAT UP OMSNDKDNSK
luke_is_a_penguin: u know ily but nO
ashton.wins: Just messing with you. :)
ashton.wins: You're excited to go to the Harry Styles concert though, right?
luke_is_a_penguin: IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION YES DUH
luke_is_a_penguin: he's my gay icon/daddy
ashton.wins: I'm not your daddy? :(
luke_is_a_penguin: sorry babe but 1d can literally take this d whenever they want ;)
ashton.wins: You're HORRIBLE.
luke_is_a_penguin: aw ily
ashton.wins: BABY.
luke_is_a_penguin: uh huh???
ashton.wins: Ok one, you're beautiful. Two, where are you because that looks so nice?
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RomanceA story where Luke Hemmings texts random puns to strangers over Kik. One day, that stranger happens to be Ashton Irwin and the rest is history.