A/N: ^ Calum (?) posted this on his story earlier today and WHEW! He really didn't have to go off like that? Serving us Malum AND Lashton in one picture? Ugh, his mind...so so powerful.
As for the introduction itself, I don't have much to say other than we're adding Malum to the chat again because they're being hella secretive about their relationship and it's finally New Year's, which means we're THAT much closer to St. Patrick's Day and the holiday we all care about...Valentine's Day! Enjoy the story. :)
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+ luke_is_a_penguin has added calumthehoodlum and mikeytomyheart into the chat.
luke_is_a_penguin: wut's ur guys' new yr's resolution
luke_is_a_penguin: mine's 1080p
luke_is_a_penguin: HAHAHAHA
mikeytomyheart: I thought I was invited to this chat for an entirely different reason but I'm liking the direction it's taking so far
luke_is_a_penguin: u might as well say it's going 1 Direction
mikeytomyheart: Pun king
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calumthehoodlum: HeLp I'm lost
calumthehoodlum: I don't get the 1080p joke
calumthehoodlum: does p stand for some innuendo or something
mikeytomyheart: P stands for Pixel...
mikeytomyheart: Resolution...Pixel...
calumthehoodlum: OMG I GET IT NOW
ashton.wins: You're dumb.
calumthehoodlum: U should've stayed out of the Chat if that was what u we're gonna open with
calumthehoodlum: u couldn't have said Hi first ??
ashton.wins: Hi, Luke.
luke_is_a_penguin: HA HE LOVES ME AND NOT U BITCHES
calumthehoodlum: ...guess who's not coming to ur New Years party now smh
mikeytomyheart: Guess who's also not coming now
luke_is_a_penguin: stop talking about coming
ashton.wins: Mikey, are you serious?
mikeytomyheart: Sry we're a package deal
calumthehoodlum: if I don't come he doesn't come
luke_is_a_penguin: STOP SAYING COME FFS
calumthehoodlum: Fuck off
luke_is_a_penguin: pls give mikey some dick so u'll stop being such a prissy lil bitch
mikeytomyheart: Are you really assuming that I bottom
