Woo boy was I not ready for that episode. So, the Rubapphire wedding happened, very cute and very gay. The diamonds came to earth, and we saw a glimpse of the cluster. Then, Yellow Diamond and the cluster's arm had an epic arm wrestling match, with the cluster winning. THEN Blue Diamond comes in and blasts everyone with her sad aura. Garnet distracts her by hitting her feet, so MY BABY LAPIS COULD SLAM THE BARN ONTO THE BLUE TYRANT, GO LAPIS WOO HOO!!! Then she finally joins the crystal gems!!! Yeahh!! And BD tries to defeat them with the aura, but Lapis had gone through too much to even be effected, so she stands up to BD and goes Malachite on her!! WE STAN A POWERFUL ICONIC WATER WIFE! So then they're fighting, yada yada and Yellow Diamond's ship finally collapses, causing a crash. Next, after that Peri thinks she can insult the Yellow Giraffe, but ends up GETTING POOFED! In what way is that okay Rebecca? Then, Steven gets POOFED? Or something and goes into everyone's mind. Lapis tries to stand against the diamonds, but once again, MY WIFE HAS BEEN POOFED AND I'M VERY SAD. Then finally Steven managed to show the diamonds how he's Pink.
Overall, I'm more upset about the fact my babes got POOFED and no one checked on them at all. In the bingo card, a gem is said to get shattered. I SWEAR TO GOD IF REBECCA DECIDES TO SHATTER LAPIS OR PERIDOT, I'M GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH THIS SHOW.
ANYWAY, thanks for reading my rant, which will probably be deleted soon :)
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Lapidot Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of -probably trashy- Lapidot Oneshots. I'm not that good at descriptions so.. Enjoy!
