I Wish That Boy Was Mine: An Ironic Harmione Fanfic

Betrayal

~Harry's P.O.V.~

    A few days went by, and Ginny hadn't murdered me in my bed yet, so I began to suspect Hermione hadn't kept her promise.
    "Hey, booty-patootie," I whispered to Hemione one morning.
"Something tells me you haven't spilled the beans to Ginny."
    "Yeah, about that... I think you should do it. Seeing as you're her boyfriend and all."
"Hmm," I thought. "Well, I guess that makes sense. I don't want her thinking I'm insensitive. I mean, I am, but I don't want her to think that."
Grinning, Hermione have me a quick high five. "I'm sure Ginny will understand."

    "WHAT?!?"
I sat petrified in the common room as Ginny loomed over me.
"You've been CHEATING on me?"
"Well, I wouldn't say cheating, per say.." I said, eyes on the floor.
"You're dating me.." Ginny prodded.
"Yes."
"And you're also dating Hermione."
"Uh, yeah."
Ginny was silent a moment. I started scooting off the seat, but suddenly she stopped me.
"This needs to end."
"Oh, great," I sighed. "I knew you'd understand."
"What? No! I mean you need to break up with Hermione!" Ginny snapped.
"Oh, um, can't we compromise?" I asked.
"Sure. You break up with Hermione, or I break up with you."
I was shocked. How could I choose? Ginny was glaring at me, so I knew she needed an answer.
"Ok, I've come to a conclusion."
She raised her eyebrows.
"I need a few more days to think it over."
"Ugh!" She cried in exasperation. Angrily she stomped out of the common room, leaving me confused. But, how could I choose? Two hot babes, both in love with me? One a smart, spicy red-head and the other a beautiful beaver? There's simply no way to decide! How ever could I make my decision...

~Hermione's P.O.V.~

    I waited, hoped, that Ginny, that witch, wouldn't cast a spell on Harry. Then I realized: I go to a school full of witches, of course she'll cast a spell.
    As quickly as possible, I rushed to the common room. As I arrived, I saw Ginny exit out the portrait hole. She closed the painting door and burst into tears.
Disgusted, but not sure what to do, I said, "Aw, Ginny, did Harry break up with you?"
Ginny looked up at me. Then, quicker than I knew what was happening, she slapped me in the face.
"You little BISCUIT FACE!"
I stared at her in horror. "Ginnifred! How dare you!"
"That is NOT my name! And you shouldn't be the one asking how dare, I should! You were dating my boyfriend!" Ginny screamed.
Then she burst into tears and ran away. The scoundrel.
Peeping in the common room, I saw Harry sitting alone on a couch.
"Harry, I am so attracted to your hair right now. That was the coolest thing you've done since not being killed by a dark lord."
Harry looked at me sadly. "I think we need to break up."

A/N: Dun dun duhhhh! A cliffhanger. Comment your thoughts and your favorite toothpaste flavor.