Shrek X Obama

Obama's Trip Part 3

Obama's POV

I already arrived on my business trip with my friends and coworkers, so I told them I had to make a phone call with my husband Shrek.

*Obama dials Shrek*

*Shrek's phone starts ringing*

Shrek:"Hello?"

Obama:"Shrek, it's me Obama."

Shrek:"Hey Obama, how's your business trip?"

Obama:"It's going great, so how's everything?"

Shrek:"Uh...it's actually going pretty well!"

Obama:"Good, so how are the kids doing?"

Shrek:*nervous* "They're doing fine, I just came back from McDonald's."

Obama:"But Fiona works there?" "Doesn't she dislike the both of us?"

Shrek:"No she still supports us after Fiona and I divorced, but I still get to see my biological triplets."

Obama:"That sounds nice, anyways I got to go."

Shrek:"Bye honey, have fun!"

*Obama hangs up*

*Shrek makes another phone call*

Zabivaka:"Hello, who's this?"

Shrek:"Zabivaka it's me Shrek."

Zabivaka:"Fiona's Ex-Husband?"

Shrek:"Well yes, anyways I need your help...it's a really big problem I'm not lying."

Zabivaka:"Okay hold on for a second, I'm going to end this call and make a video chat with you, my buddies and I."

*5 minutes later*

*Shrek's phone rings again*

Shrek:"Hello Zabivaka."

Zabivaka:"Hey Shrek."

Cat:"Hello."

Zakumi:"It must be Shrek, hello."

Tiger:"Hi!"

Fuleco:"What's up?"

Shrek:"Anyways I need your help, it's about my adopted children."

Zabivaka:"What about them?"

Shrek:"Prince Charming found out about Obama and I and our kids, so he's attempting to kidnap my children and will you please hide them?"

Zabivaka:"Sure I have a secret room in our home."

*Prince Charming's Secret Lair*

Prince Charming's POV

I had known that Shrek and Obama had been married and had adopted children...that motherfucker shall pay for everything, so I became the leader for our group the Villainous Villains to get rid of that hideous ogre!

Villainous Villains Members
Prince Charming (Leader)
Lord Farquaad
Fairy Godmother
Caterpillar (Baby Einstein)
YandereDev (Please don't get offended)
Tyler1 (Idk why)
Bellweather (Zootopia idk hoe to spell her name lmao)
etc.

Prince Charming:"Alright we need a plan to get rid of the ogre!"

Lord Farquaad:"We should find Obama or their children, so he could surrender or they'll suffer the consenquences!"

Prince Charming:"Yes that's it! We shall find them now! There's no time to waste!"

Fairy Godmother:"That's my son!"

Prince Charming:"Time to find those fuckers!"

To be continued...

Author's Note:

Hi guys! I know it's been a while but school starts in 4 days to become a Freshman in High School. Sorry for the delay I hope you guys understand what I'm trying to say here.
Thank you all for supporting my story, I appreciate it!
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