BITCH STFU

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Includes my main hoe/son: AsexualRamen and my girlfriend (sorry I'm bragging): FanGirl2023

Lexi: FACE REVEAL OOF EW

Lexi: FACE REVEAL OOF EW

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Lafayette: biTCH STFU

Hamilton: awe

Fangirl2023: SHE'S MINE

AsexualRamen: mummy

Herc: I will s h a n k your insecure ass

Laurens: k i n k y

Jeffershit: too bad I'm gay

Maria: we're all gay dumbass

Eliza: I'm as straight as Lexi's homophobic cousin

I'm not homophobic

Angelica: I'm hella pan

Peggy: Peggy is lesbian

Maria: so is Maria

Lafayette: wth lafayette is confused

Hamilton: Hamilton is c o n c e r n e d

Angelica: *concerned dad noises*

Maria: *tilts nonexistent fedora*

Peggy: nothing happened to require a hat tilt

Lexi: nothing needs to happen

~Burr has joined GAY HELL~

AsexualRamen: *INHUMAN SCREECHING*

Hamilton: Aaron Burr, sir!

Burr: I see the whole gang is here.

Lafayette: You are the worst, Burr...

Lexi: let's stop right there before Ramen dies

AsexualRamen: ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT SHIT

Fangirl2023: I'm trying to watch Undertale stuff but I guess I can't

Lexi: NO

NO YOU CANNOT

Lafayette: mommy toriel...

Lexi: my mommy

~Burr has left GAY HELL~

Hamilton: well screw him

Laurens: only me

Herc: ah shit

Jeffershit: my god

AsexualRamen: gENTLEMEN? LETS GO

Lexi: please

Angelica: don't even start. JEFFERSON

Angelica: I didn't mean for that to be in all caps

Autocorrect

Jeffershit: why is that even in capitals

Hamilton: I know why

Laurens: Alex?!

AsexualRamen: damn

Fangirl2023: Please stop

Jeffershit: ya know what I'm done begone thots

Hamilton: yeah, laf. You should leave~

Lafayette: he meant all of the thots

Lexi: stfu and begone.

I am so sorry for this hellhole of a chat. Damn, I'm bad at this. Again, I'll only accept 3 people, and one person already asked! Two more people may join! I will also take requests for the next chapters, if I like them. Thanks for actually reading!
- Alexis (Author)

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