The Daily Life Of Colee Magy II

Chapter 16: walmart wednesday

When I woke up I was in the bathroom at Walmart. Honey Boo Boo was there, so I immediately exited the restroom.

Outside I saw this really hot emo dude named Zane Ro'Meave. We talked for a bit and he told me that he was here with his girlfriend, Kawaii~Chan and her friend Sapphire! We went looking for them and when I saw Sapphire, I screamed. I gave her some t-shirts that read "Pasquale's Pizza" and had a picture of a rat dressed as a pizza man.

Sapphire thanked me thoroughly for the shirt and asked, "Do you have one for my boyfriend, Karkat Vantas?"

I said, "No I didn't order any t-shirts for pottymouths,"

"You better take that back!" She yelled

"No!!!!!"

"Take it back! Take it back, you beef queef"

"Nope,"

Kawaii~Chan broke up our roast session and we walked around the Pennsyltuckian Walmart for a while. Despacito 2 was the only music they played over the loudspeaker.

"Look at this table," Sapphire said

"What about it?" I asked

"It's a Minecraft crafting table" Sapphire explained

"Wow!" Zane, KC and myself all gasped

"It costs $69, we should purchase it for our dirt Minecraft house" Sapphire suggested.

Before I could respond I was attacked by Honey Boo Boo and 2013 Miley Cyrus. Honey Boo Boo pointed a gun at my head, "You thot!" I screeched.

"Admit it, Colee!" 2013 Miley Cyrus yelled.

"Admit what, you fuckin caterpillar?" I hissed

"Admit you think Bill Cipher is hot!"

"Haha what do you think this is? 2015? Get the fuck outta here," I asserted

"Colee what is she talkinh about?" Sapphire inquired.

"Talking*" I corrected.

"Oh, okay"

After that little incident I went on Instagram to post a picture of the Despacito album I purchased with the caption "I hope someone buys me Despacito 69 for my birthday ; )" Then I went to sleep where I dreamt about being a car.