My eyes opened, slowly, but I sat up quickly and let out a loud screech when my forehead collideded with someone else's! "OWOWOW WHAT THE HECKIN SNEEN WAS THAT?!" I hollered, angrily. My eyes landed on the man that stood over me. OMIGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FANGIRLED SO HARD!!!!! IT WAS HEROBRINE!!! AKA THE HOTTEST BOY IN THE 7th GRADE!!! I started screaming at the top of my lungs, fangirling to the fullest extent. A nurse ran in, "Dr. Herobrine!!! Do you require the Good Nite™ Sleep Spray?" She inquired. Herobrine smirked, "No, this one's an old friend of mine," I blushed, looking into his sexy, white eyes.
"So you're a doctor, now?" I giggled.
"Yeah,"
"Wow. I can't believe it!" I squealed.
"Yeah, neither can I. Hey, do you wanna go out for some coffee?"
OMGOMGOMGOMIGAWD HE WAS ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE!!!!
"RAWR!!! YUS!!! XD!!!" I said, accepting his invitation. He understood me perfectly. "Rawr" means I love you in dinosaur! I'm so totally random lawl!!!
Hero smiled and he kissed me on the lips. I was internally fangirling! I couldn't believe I was kissing a hot doctor!
"How about tomorrow night? After school?
"You still go to school? Even tho you're a doctor?"
"Yeah,"
"Wow, you're such a humble man!" I swooned.
I agreed to go on the date with him, tomorrow night. It was Monday, tomorrow. Monday's were the one day I didn't
go to church. I was sworn against it. That's what y'all get for being a buncha rats 😤😤😤
I went home to Mama Onion. She greeted me in a flabbergasted tone. She flailed her arms, causing her fat rolls to jiggle about. She threw back her round head and allowed a pterodactyl screech to escape from her lips. I replied with a similar screech. But I, instead, stomped back and forth on my feet.
"I got you 20 dogs." Mama Onion exclaimed
"You did what? Are they at least frozen?" I inquired.
"N-no..." Mama said, sadly.
"RETURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!" I started screaming, causing her to flee the kitchen.
"AGHHHHHH!!! NO DOGS IN MY SNOME!!!"
Then I fell to the floor and began licking the kitchen tiles. They tasted of fresh peems.
"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHAT THE. FUCK!!!!" I screamed.
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The Daily Life Of Colee Magy II
HumorWhat happens when Colee Magy returns to her Daily Life? Things have changed in the world, and she needs to save the world.
