Text you later/Klance texting AU

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Lance: hey Keith you there?

Keith: yeah, why?

Lance: I had a bad dream and I can't sleep, also, how come your awake?

Keith: you mean 'you're' I'm sure, and I have insomnia so yeah that's great

Lance: oh sorry, I should have guessed

Keith: What do you mean, you don't really know me so how would you have guessed?

Lance: you know what NVM

Keith: ??

Lance: it means never mind

Keith: oh, okay. Well what was your dream about?

Lance: it was about, some one breaking into my house and hurting my mother and father and siblings

Keith: oh, Yeah that's pretty scary. Well it's just a nightmare so it's okay, it's not real and I hope that it never will be

Lance: thanks, I feel better now

Keith: that's good

Lance: well since I'm awake and so are you, tell me more about yourself, I'm curious

Keith: um okay, well, for starters a random thing is that I'm lactose intolerant but don't give two fucks about it, um I have my drivers license but I don't really use it, I have two friends and that's it, well three if I include you but I'm not sure if you count yet

Lance: 1st yes I count I'm your friend, 2nd what happens when your lactose intolerant?

Keith: *YOU'RE

Lance: right sorry *you're
Lance: is that like your pet peeve?

Keith: YES

Lance: okay, I'll try not to trigger you, any way ANSWERS MY QUESTIOM I'M CURIOUS

Keith: right, so I just get a stomach ache, bloated and sometimes I throw up but I still don't care.

Lance: oh, so you fart a shit ton

Keith: oh my god, you actually made me laugh

Lance: oh that's nice

Keith: But I usually burp not fart god I'm almost crying

Lance: oh, I did something good?

Keith: I guess so

Lance: oh, I gtg have fun doing what ever "you're" going to do

Keith: first of all thank you for the proper "you're" second yeah you too have fun I guess

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