Diary of the Gay Avenger

7-- Night Theif

Has this really been under Loki's bed for two weeks? Wow, no wonder I couldn't find it. Not that I really had time to look for a diary when I was too busy running around the world with the other Avengers like a chicken with my head cut off.

Oh, and why was I digging under Loki's bed, to begin with? Well, I had this special rainbow bracelet and it went missing! I have every reason to believe Loki is the one who stole it being that he was the only person I showed it to and he hesitantly admitted to liking the colorful accessory.

You don't suppose he may have also stolen my diary too... WHAT IF HE READ IT?!

Nope nope nope. Totally did not happen. He would have definitely said something if he had seen anything I wrote down.

But I did find one of my shirts in his closet...

What does Loki do with his spare time?! In his chest at the foot of his bed, I found an oddly dissected arrow and some glasses from Clint's room, along with some gloves from Tony! In his dresser, I also found some jewelry from Natasha- where I was sure I was going to find my bracelet. But I didn't. I only further found a shelf of crystal statues in his closet which I was sure came from Hulk's room! Did Hulk not notice these missing?! Not to mention I found a big box that was nothing but red, white, and blue socks. It was nothing but socks! Right beside the box, there was also a pair of boots. Thor's boots. How did Steve get around without socks and how did Thor get around without boots?

I hated this! How could I find everyone else's stuff but not mine?!

Daniel flinched as he heard the door open and he jumped into the box, making himself a small white kitten, sure to blend in with the socks.

Loki peeked into the closet at finding it open. He looked around and Cat-Daniel's fur began to arch on his back as he knew Loki had spotted him; especially when Loki shouted in recognition, "Hey!"

Daniel took the book in his mouth as he leaped out of the box and onto the ground where he bolted around the God's legs.

But he didn't make it to the closed door as he was struck by a bolt of magical energy. He crashed into the door in his human form but held his book tightly in his hand as he exclaimed impulsively, "Don't touch me!"

Loki was clearly angry at finding the shapeshifter in his closet and it was clear that he didn't want Daniel there any longer as he shouted, "What are you doing in my chambers?! Get out!"

A horde of angry Avengers suddenly burst into the room, demanding their things back. Loki was lost as ever between the shouting. Why was everyone in his one place of privacy?!

But everyone fell silent as Thor pressed his hammer against Loki's chest and backed him into the wall while questioning, "Where is our stuff, brother?!"

Daniel stood with his finger pointed accusingly at the God of Mischief. "Yeah, where's my bracelet?!"

Loki scoffed as he glared at them. "I should ask you, thieves, the same thing! I didn't steal your things, but you stole my helmet and my cape!"

Clint crossed his arms and had on an expression portraying his annoyance, though he was clearly edging on anger. Of course, he was pissed at hearing that not only his but everyone else's stuff had gone missing as well. As it was, all fingers were pointing to Loki. Not the other way around! "We didn't steal anything of yours, Reindeer Games! Give me back my glasses!"

Loki glared at him and would have definitely jumped him were it not for Thor's hammer pressing into his chest. "If that's so then why did I find my brush in your chambers?"

"What?!" Clint flinched as his hands balled into fists at his sides. "What were you doing in my room?!"

Daniel was definitely not the center of attention. For that he was grateful. Their arguing made it easier for him to sneak around the room and gather everyone's belongings where he had found them.

"I don't have your belongings, you childish Midgardian!"

Daniel raised an eyebrow catching glances with the other Avengers who began smirking at their friend. Daniel cleared his throat and made himself noticed, "You were saying, God of Mischief?"

Loki seemed surprised at the finding of the Avengers belongings in his room. "This is sabotage! It has to be! I haven't touched any of your items!"

"WAAAH!" Clint screeched in emotional pain, scaring the literal hell out of everyone in the room. "You Asgardian bastard! What did you do to my arrow?!" He flew to the box and carefully picked up the pieces to his arrow. He knelt on the ground with his arrow and began to caress it as though it were his baby.

Everyone gladly took their stuff back and Thor looked accusingly at Loki. "Explain, brother. Why have you taken our things?"

"Uh... guys..." Clint spoke uncertainly as he pointed at the green creature that stood smiling in the room with them.

Daniel stared at it in confusion. "What is that?" With a snap of its fingers, both Clint and Loki vanished. Everyone's eyes widened and Daniel shouted, "That's the little thief! Give us back our friends!"

Tony aimed his glove at the creature. "Give them back, Greenie!"

The creature laughed in amusement before it finally responded, "Oh, this will be fun! This will make a great shot! Allies rescue the friend and the enemy-turned-friend! But don't be too hasty! I still have to get down 'Frenemies'! I call you when they're ready, my precious stars!" 

Daniels jaw dropped as the creature then disappeared as soon as it had appeared. He exclaimed, "That's not right! I still didn't get my bracelet back!"

He pouted, but as soon as he caught sight of the looks he was receiving he paused in his complaints. Tony then said what everyone else was thinking, "Really, Daniel? That's what you're worried about?"

"Right... I'll just go start trying to find out where Loki and Hawkeye disappeared to." Daniel smiled awkwardly before bolting from the room.

Wow... What kind of creature is that thing? And what kind of power is that?! He made Loki go poof! Well... Clint too... But Loki's gone, reader! Oh my God! That thing took Loki! That thing took two of the Avengers! What the hell?! You can't just do that! I don't care what universe you come from! 

So... maybe Loki didn't steal my bracelet... but still! Now we have to find Clint and Loki! Oh reader-God, I pray to you. Give me my friends back. 

On second thought... Clint likes to steal all of the creme cakes from the fridge... Let me change my wish there for a second-

Oh dear reader-God, I pray to you. Give me my Loki back--- and give Clint back when you're done torturing him for stealing all of my creme cakes. You're the best reader-God!