Diary of the Gay Avenger

14-- Haunted Party

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, READER!

OH! HAHAHA! You missed it, Reader! Tony was P-I-S-S-E-D. Loki came at me with those axes of his and completely ruined Tony's kitchen! The good news is that I'm no longer on Loki's 'most wanted' list. Meaning... he hasn't been trying to kill me since that day. Though, I still check and make sure my food isn't poisoned or something like that........

Not my fault he decided to bring that Spider-kid into this! Everything that happened was totally called for since that bug came to the tower.

Speaking of bugs, TONIGHT IS THE HALLOWEEN PARTY! I DUNNO WHAT TO DO! You know what, maybe I can just be a werewolf and reflect on my powers and then potentially eat you reader for being so mean to me and stealing my diary... Yes, I caught you red-handed! :)

Daniel rubbed his hands together as he stood in front of the mirror in his room. "Alright... Now to grow a lot more hair before I freeze to death here." Staring at himself in the mirror, he was only wearing a pair of stretchy pants with his upper body bare.

He took in a deep breath, puffing out his chest as he began to grow light colored fur that matched his hair. He then fell forward, being so unsteady on his feet which were becoming almost like human paws. His fingers got thicker, as well as grown sharp claws. Fur was sticking out awkwardly from his pants and he almost laughed at how weird it looked.

But he shook his fur, smiling at the way it framed his body and stood at awkward intervals at places. Baring his teeth in a smile, Daniel couldn't help but let out a loud howl. He couldn't wait to show everyone his costume!

He bolted from his room, running similarly to a dog as his nails clattered on the floor. He ran to the elevator but soon found that he didn't want to ruin the buttons with his claws so he growled out deeply, "Jarvis, take me to the common room."

"Yes, sir, Daniel."

As soon as the doors opened, he bolted out of the elevator and barreled right into Steve. Steve seemed panicked until Daniel was able to ask, "Steeeeeeeve, what are you dressing up as?"

Steve sat up facing him as he replied in confusion, "A pirate, apparently. Tony said something about someone named Captain Crunch. I didn't know what that meant... but I didn't have any other plans and Tony already bought the costume." After a moment of studying Daniel, he asked, "I'm going to assume you're being a werewolf tonight?"

Daniel nodded with a bright, toothy smile. "But right now I have to find Natasha!" He quickly jumped off of Steve and ran out of the room. Using his fabulous sense of smell, it was easy to track down Natasha. However, he stopped short of the sofa upon seeing her leaning over a nearly naked Clint while he was groaning and suddenly hissing, "Ah! Not so rough, Nat!

Daniel flinched back, unintentionally gathering both of their attention. Natasha smiled at the werewolf while again tugging at the strings in her hands, making Clint gasp breathlessly.

"Natasha! You're going to kill me!"

She rolled her eyes and argued, "Shut up, Clint. No one has ever experienced death by a corset."

Daniel then fell back, transforming back into his human form as he struggled to breathe from laughing much too hard at the scene.

Clint narrowed his eyes as he shouted, "Don't laugh, Daniel! Natasha's going to put a corset on you next!"

"Actually," Natasha silenced him with a final tug on the strings. "I rather like Daniel's idea of dressing up as a werewolf."

Daniel smiled widely towards Clint as he stood up, proud of his safe position. "So you're going to help me, Natasha?"