I was inspired to do a special chapter when I remembered the Gay or European video, enjoy!
"Eyyy~ Captain Hic Yoshooaaa?"
"Whaaa Hic ish it Niiils.." Joshua slurred
"Nooooow that yuur Hic on board...AAArre chu Gay or Shuropean? Niles slumped his way over to his drunk friend.
"Shuro wha?"
"Shuropean"
"I duun know maaaan am I Hic Shuropean?"
"Naaaah~ We Gaaaayy WOOOOO!"
And the drunk heads began to chant a random song, slurring the words.
"Look waaa we're see'n"
"Wat aare we Hic see'n"
"Ish he gaaay?"
"Of curss He GAaay"
"Or Shuropeeeeaan?"
"Ohhhhhh"
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Both their laughs echoed inside the ship quarters while the sailors deadpanned.
Joshua then jumped on the nearest table ranting.
"Oi Yer basteeerds better move yer assess and sing or ya walk daa plaaaank!" He hissed swaying his sword while all the sailors trembled in fear and nervously started to chant to the song as much as they could.
Everyone started dancing and Niles did weird pole dance moves and Joshua joined. Niles smacked Joshua's ass earning a yelp in response.
"Da waaz sum sexy moves right der~"
"Chu dumb ass I ah guy!!"
"Ya, meet too~ I ish Gaay Too~"
"Nuu I said Guuuy nah G-Gaaayy! Ack!!" Joshua stammered as Niles feel on top of him. Niles and Joshua blushed as they felt each others breaths huffing on their faces. The archer cupped his face brining it closer and closer as Joshua stood their stunned when the sailors reaction made the room chaotic.
"CAPTAIN NOOOOO!!" They all yelled in unison shoving both Captains off the tables and hit the floor with a WACK! They were both knocked down cold.
"HOLLY SHIT WE KILLED OUR CAPTAINS!?!" They yelled in horror, but later sweat dropped as they heard snores from the two.
They all sighed in relief that the scene was over and prayed that their Captains would never get this drunk.
.... Or at least forget this even happened.
YOU ARE READING
Sailing The Seven Seas -Joshua x Niles-
FanficLove is in the air! Well more like in the sea, how can these two get it "together"? (This is an original story plot written with drawings by me, however, all characters belong rightfully to Nintendo. Enjoy!)
