Yoongi has one friend and absolutely no interest in making any others. Insisting that Namjoon is all he needs, he spends his days hiding peacefully in his friend's shadow, never daring to venture outside his comfort zone because he deems it unnecess...
It hadn't even been twelve hours, and Yoongi already wanted to report Hoseok for spam. But blocking his number so soon, especially after what had happened the previous day, well...Yoongi couldn't bring himself to do that. So he grudgingly sat up in bed that morning, picked up his phone, and checked all 22 messages.
Hoseok: Mornign friend!!
Hoseok: Guess who s going out fora morning run??
Hoseok: [image sent]
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Hoseok: Me
Hoseok: so do i look cute 2day or what yyongie
Hoseok: I know i do but i thought id see what u think
Hoseok: Also can you belive what makeup can do
Hoseok: works magic u cant even tell i lost blood in the face yesteday hahahah
Hoseok: anywayyyyysss
Hoseok: my hairs super messy rn lmao but it's super soft and smells amazing
Hoseok: took a shower at six am, used my sis's fancy schmancy shampoo, and boom
Hoseok: flawless
Hoseok: so waht time u get up yoongi
Hoseok: early riser?? that would surprise me ahahahha
Hoseok: i can imagene u sitting on a porch on a rocking chair with a cup of black coffee
![Hoseok: [image sent]](https://img.wattpad.com/d283c4a7cbb2c3f898996930ec3b50b87afaef6d/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f68695f6363355a526b735f724b513d3d2d3631333832393338392e313534376365663032663035623638393430323439303630313930352e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
