This WAS About Guys. Now It's Sandwiches.

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You ever see those movies where it's like "O H! N O! I have to choose between my future or my boyfriend! What ever shall I do?" In some cases, it's followed by a nicely choreographed musical number. If that's the case, it can be excused- if the song is awesome.

If not... Girl, get over your man. Follow your dreams. Make sure your future is to its fullest potential, and not destroyed because your heart said "But I loooooovvvveee him." Don't jeopardize your future for your crush unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences.

But also, this is my problem. I would trade a boyfriend for, like, a sandwich. It explains why I've never had a boyfriend.

I have, however, had a sandwich.

I have, however, had a sandwich

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Not this one though.

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