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7. Annoy Jayfeather
Brambleclaw: JAYFEATHER MY CLAW HURTS!
Jayfeather: Well, come here now and I might fix you up.
Brambleclaw: *whines* *gets mad and has a deep scary voice* OMG NO STUPID CAT YOU GET YOUR FAT AND LAZY BUT OVER HERE.
Jayfeather: *pads over to Brambleclaw* NO YOU GET YOUR FAT AND LAZY BUT OVER HERE. *drags Brambleclaw over to his den*
Brambleclaw: *tries to scrabble away but fails* *wails like a kit*
Jayfeather: NOW YOU'LL GET IT *throws Brambleclaw in his den* *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
Jayfeather: NOW DONT YOU DARE COME BACK
Brambleclaw: *fingers crossed behind back* OH I WONT DDAARREE
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50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
Fanfiction***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE TH...