28. Battles
Brambleclaw: *tells everycat but Jayfeather in camp that he is pretending that there is a battle*
LATER
Ashfur: *runs into camp* OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Firestar: WHAT
Ashfur: A BATTLE IS COMING IN LIKEEEEEE 5 MINUTES
Brambleclaw: Jayfeather, you collect ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the herbs you can find until I yowl at you to come back
Jayfeather: *speeds out of camp* *is gone from sunrise to sunset*
A LONG TIME LATER
Jayfeather: *speeds back into camp* *panting sweating and exhausted* OKAY IS ANYONE HURT
Brambleclaw: *chillin' out in Jayfeather's den drinking coconuts* nah, the 'battle' never came
Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
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