48. Birthdays
Brambleclaw: HAPPEH BIRTHDAY JAYFEATHER!! I got you a present! *holds up present box*
Jayfeather: was I supposed to be happy or something?
Brambleclaw: YES. You'll like this *opens present* *pie is inside*
Jayfeather: .⚫️.
Brambleclaw: That looks... Good.. I'll make sure it's not.........poisonous..or something *takes a lick*
Jayfeather: *slaps Brambleclaw* GET YO DIRTY PAWS OFF MAH PIE
Brambleclaw: but I......bought it.. *looks at pie longingly* *starts to lick it slowly*
Jayfeather: *screeches* *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
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50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
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