9. Happiness
Brambleclaw: JAYFEATHER have you ever smiled?
Jayfeather: No
Brambleclaw: Have you ever had fun?
Jayfeather: No
Brambleclaw: Can I make you smile?
Jayfeather: No
Brambleclaw: OMG JAYFEATHER HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING?
Jayfeather: Have you ever not been annoying?!
Brambleclaw: One sec *speeds away*
ONE SECOND LATER
Brambleclaw: okay I am GOING to make you happy *places Briarlight in front of Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: Get out.
Brambleclaw: *gasps dramatically* OMG HE DIDNT GROWL, BITE, OR SPIT
Jayfeather: o-o
Brambleclaw: here *places a jay feather in front of Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: *rips it to pieces*
Brambleclaw: OMG HOW DARE YOU KILL YOUR NAME
Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
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