26. Prophecies
Brambleclaw: *pads into Jayfeather's den* hey feather of the jay.
Jayfeather: *rolls eyes* don't tell me you are hurt again
Brambleclaw: no no, silly feather of the jay. I have gotten a prophecy last night...
Jayfeather: *waits* well SPIT IT OUT ALREADY
Brambleclaw: Um Leafpelt*, a former ThunderClan medicine cat told me "A Jay's Wing will do no more, but a cat with a nose of berries will"
Jayfeather: THERE IS BO SUCH THING AS A LEAFPELT
Brambleclaw: uh huh *snaps finger*
Jayfeather: *sarcastically* well, I WONDER who a nose of berries is. AND I ONLY GET PROPHECIES STUPID CAT *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
*Leafpelt is not a real med. cat I made her up xD
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