23. Kittypet
Brambleclaw: *walks into Jayfeather's den* Hey Jayfeather, weren't you supposed to be at you're little kittypet home with your hideous little twoleg?
Jayfeather: *steam coming out of nostrils* I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING OVER THE FOREST LIKE YOUR FATHER
Brambleclaw: oh yea, about that. You'd better get back to your home before the hideous twolegs come and close the door on the little kitty and not have any little rabbit droppings to eat.
Jayfeather: *kicks Brambleclaw out of his den*
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50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
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