The Social Gods | On Hold

7

I fold Shawn's boxers about three times so they won't fall down. The only problem is that my shirt doesn't fully cover my stomach. I feel completely exposed.

I cross my arms around my stomach covering up as much as I can before I leave the closet. I march over to the bed.

"Give me your shirt." I demand.

"You want the one I'm wearing now?" He asked as if I just asked for his left kidney.

"Uh yeah."

"Why this one?" He raises his eyebrow.

"Well for starters the navy blue matches the blue on these boxer and second you smell good." I conclude my statement with a small shrug and minimal eye contact. He chuckles lightly before sitting up and pulling off his shirt.

He tosses it to me, I catch it with one hand like a pro. I turn around and pull off my shirt quickly pulling his on. I turn back around and Shawn is staring at me wide eyed.

God I hope I don't have back fat.

"What?" I say coming out as a whisper.

He shakes his head lightly. "I like you in my clothes." He gives me a slight shrug before looking back at the T.V.

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?" plays faintly in the background.

My cheeks flush. Shit. But I can't help it, every girl wants to hear that from a guy. Not that they were personally victimized by Regina George but that they look good in their clothes.

I jump into bed and snuggle into the sheets. This is one of the funniest parts of the movie.

"-it's not my fault I have a wide set vagina -" I of course burst out laughing like every time.

Shawn's phone starts to ring so I turn to look at him. He looks at the screen then clicks decline.

Oh shit.

I try to study his face but he it's hard since he isn't looking at me.

"Shawn." I whisper.

"Yeah?" He responds but doesn't look at me.

I scoot closer to him. He still doesn't look at me so I sit on his lap. I've been doing this a lot today. Damn hormones.

Now he looks at me. He opens his mouth to speak but his phone rings again. I look down at the screen and see Nash's name light up the screen. Before he can decline I grab the phone and pick up.

"Hello this is Susan from Plan Parenthood, how may I help you?" I say in a super up beat voice.

Shawn smiles at me, a real smile, the kind that matches the eyes. I can tell he's about to laugh so I put my hand over his mouth.

"Uhhh...What?" Nash has been completely thrown off guard. Now it's my turn to cover my mouth.

"I said this is Susan...from Plan Parenthood... may I help you?"

"What? No. What?" Nash sounds so confused. I can't help but burst out laughing and so does Shawn.

"Haha real funny Nicole. I knew it was you." He says in a matter - of - fact tone.

"Sure you did." I say through my laughter.

"Okay you're on speaker now." He states.

"Uh okay? Hey?" I say slowly. "Do you want me to put Shawn on?" I ask even slower. Shawn starts shaking his head furiously.