Gallavich Fluff & Smut

smack a little booty up

By:takesguts

PAUSE

First, happy 100th chapter.
It has been a long journey and thank you all for taking it with me.

Second, *comtemplates the internet*
I've been told that his mickey can be sad at times. So I like to give y'all breaks. On my search for a break for you all I found this well... Let me say (*type*) a few things stood up. ( as i re-read this whole thing i feel like i wrote some youtubers intro. continue )

The title, what a wonderful title. The title is what made me think. Long and Hard (i laughed at this as i wrote it. i'll leave soon). But, I read the chapter. Re-read certain parts.

I'm gonna cut this short. If you cringe *shrugs*. :)))

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Summary:
Mickey refuses to be some sort of gay man stereotype. Mickey then gets a really hot roommate.
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Something Mickey holds a lot of pride in - perhaps ridiculously so - is his lack of, well, gay. Most people don't know at first, can't even hazard a guess, are usually surprised when it - he - finally comes out. Not that he's ashamed, or nothin, not anymore but it sure does make shit a lot easier when he doesn't have to answer a million questions about his sexuality right off the bat.

Which is why, when his old flatmate moves out, and Mickey discovers from his brother's that his new soon to be flatmate is also gay; Mickey refuses to become another statistic. People just love to ask and make assuming comments about homosexual men's supposed promiscuity - even other gay dudes. Something Mickey found out the same night he discovered his ex cheating on him. If we weren't allowed to sleep with other guys, what's the point of being gay?

Unsurprisingly, those weren't the choice words Mickey had wanted to hear at the time. Thus leading to him kicking the shit out of the poor fucker who had dared to make such a pass at him in a fit of misguided rage.

Since then, Mickey has made it his own personal gay rights mission to not engage in typical queer community things. Such as gay pride parades, gay clubs, coffee shops, protests; you name it, Mickey Milkovich sure as fuck won't be there. Mandy says he's the worst gay guy ever, and how does he ever expect to get laid again if he acts like such a goddamn snob. Mandy's only ever made out with chicks at parties while she's wasted, though, so what the fuck does she know?

His brother's spend two weeks leading up to the move in date needling him about getting on that, bro, seriously. Mickey's only ever spoken to Ian on the phone a handful of times, just to set up the move in date and smaller details on rent and utilities, but it was his brother's who knew Ian first. The guy is apparently the choreographer for the girl's down at the club Iggy and Colin bounce at. They call it a club, but Mickey knows better, it's just a wannabe higher end titty bar that preys on college boys who spend their rich mommy and daddy's money.

If they had described Ian as anything other then a choreographer (a word he was shocked to find his brother's knew) Mickey might not have even believed the whole gay spiel. Lots of pervy dudes love to pretend to be gay so they can roam freely in the changing rooms and shit at those kinda places. Eventually he would have gotten it, however, due to his siblings relentless nagging about whether or not their baby brother was gonna hit it.