-My Shitpost- // South Park //

Pride Of Crying

This is a Craig x Clyde dude, run or stay you decide. No AUs in this one heh.

Craig's POV

"OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY HUH?!? THAT'S WHY I DUMPED YOU FROM THE FIRST TIME, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE FUN, YOU NEVER TAKE A RELATIONSHIP SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING THE DUMB CLYDE WE ALL KNOW, THE GREAT CASANOVA, YOU KNOW WHAT GROW UP, I think I'm breaking up with you..." Bebe said really mad, ugh I hate when someone has a fight with their couple in the school halls, It always happens, the hallways are like a magnet to conflicts, the worst is that it's between Bebe and my best friend, and he always ends up crying in front of everyone and I as always don't care about most of stuff but Clyde is an exception weirdly my apathetic brain doesn't work with Clyde, I can't explain what I feel it's just something...

"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT BEBE, I DON'T NEED YA, YOU THINK YOU CAN USE ME JUST FOR SHOES!?!? YES I KNEW ALL ALONG, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS TO CHANGE, I ALSO WAS GOING TO BREAK UP ANYWAY, YOU SUCK ASS BITCH" I watched Bebe storm off furiously, I actually expected this to happen, It always goes like this, it feels like deja Vu everytime. Now this is he moment that Clyde falls to his knees and starts crying, in 3, 2, 1... Nothing, he just stood up and approached to me and said "Let's go Craig" I nodded and started walking with him to exit school.

Everyone was also leaving, gossiping about the fight, Clyde really surprised me and that's a really hard thing to do "Dude what happened to you??" I asked looking straight at him while he was looking down "What do you mean?" He said "In the fight" "I just wanted to defend myself" "You always do that, I'm asking about after she left" "oh... I don't get it, hey, can you go to my house?? Yours isn't too far so we can ask your parents, tomorrow is Saturday so you can stay overnight" he said, I could tell he was fake smiling, something is up with him and I want to know, "Sure".

We got to his house and the moment he closed the door he broke down into tears, he was crying waterfalls taking a strong grip onto my jacket, "Dude Calm, it's ok, It's my favorite jacket" I said patting his back gently "t-thats n-n-no t-true, all y-your j-j-j-jackets are t-the s-same" he said sobbing really hard "Yeah but this one is cleaned" Clyde didn't laughed, this is more serious of what I thought "C-C-Craig.. she d-dumped me, d-do y-y-you t-think sh-she's r-right?!?;;" "There there, it's not your fault, everyone says stupid things when they are pissed, It's not your fault, you are only 11 you don't have to worry much about being mature yet, just have fun doing what you like, that doesn't hurt anyone" Clyde didn't stop, he uses to stop at this point, this is bad, I sat in the sofa and he did the same trying to stop crying taking really hard breathes.

"Craig?..." I looked back at him as a response "I know that you were thinking about telling me I would go back with Bebe eventually, but... What if I don't want to?" Wow, he really read my mind, why does this happens so often??? "Then you would not be like that asshole Stan, he has broken up with Wendy like the triple you did with Bebe, the change is really good If you ask me" Clyde's tears stopped, now he was just sniffing "But if someone never ever wants me? She's the only one who wanted to date with me, apart from Lisa Burger but ew dude" Ok I ran out of cold responses I have to think of something...

"And? Who cares if you aren't in a relationship, at least you should, you get to hang out more with me, and your friends, and hey and we can try again your rocket, lets see if we get to Uranus next time" after my comment Clyde stopped making loud noises and then he smiled wide and started laughing really hard "HAHAHAH YOU SAID YOUR ANUS" I couldn't help but laugh too... quietly, my laughter is so quiet compared to Clyde's really loud one, I'm soo happy to know Super Craig has helped another Clyde in distress.

----------------------- weeks later

After the fight with Clyde and Bebe I thought they were coming back but they didn't actually I thought Clyde was becoming tougher but at the time we were alone he would explode into tears, which was weird since Clyde didn't had a problem with crying in public. Now he just does it when I'm around and it's pretty weird, I thought Token was also his best friend but he told me it was only me... Everytime he cries It hits me hard in the heart, so I have the damn urge to calm him, why did it had to be me?!?! I'm the least person to be expected to know about feelings and stuff, the worst is that I don't feel tired of doing it, he's crying less at a point where he just cries when really bad things happen, I'm kinda proud.