Yup, this book is the dumbest shit I've ever made, but like it's not fucking funny, I'd shoot it if I could.
If you don't know what "Gay Shitpost" means (why did you even clicked on this book?) it means there would be random ships, drawings, headcan...
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I don't know if it's canon but I literally screamed when I saw it, KYLE LOOKS SO GODDAMN HANDSOME, STAN WEARS PINK, KENNY LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, CARTMAN SEEMS SO PEACEFUL!!
It also killed the reality I was living, imagine if the show South Park didn't really existed and everyone are just actors, my world would explode.
But I also found it great now I can make AUs and stories, I won't make much stories I made this chapter for my no name AU, this is going to be great. ---------------
-Duuude!! -Said Stan -What? -Said the other kid I don't know - Don't put the magic hat on the snowman- -Why? - -Cause if you do, he's gonna come to life!- -Ok -
"CUT!! Kipp, you were supposed to say «cool» ok? let's just take it from the start, huh is it that late?? Well guys let's take a break and we'll film later tomorrow, Stan, you were fantastic keep it up!" The director said while everyone was leaving.
Stan ran towards me, I was just watching him, cuz he's my best friend and he told me he needed moral support "Hey Kyle!, What do you think, I'm good as an actor right?" He said with big smile in his face I could tell he has stars in his eyes "Yeah Stan you were great! The only thing I don't like is the outfit, the purple jacket with the red and pink puffball hat doesn't really fit too much..." He took off his hat "Yeah, but this is just the pilot, so we would get better outfits later... Do you know about this kid Kipp he's so bad at acting, he screwed up like 100 times, I don't know why you don't want to take the role, you would've been perfect" "Stan, you know I'm a terrible actor and also I enjoy watching you, from here I'm great thanks" "Stop saying that dude, you were the star in the school play, you were the best actor in the whole school! You're even way better than me, you act with such emotion, please Ky, even the name Kyle Broflovski sounds way better than Kipp Broflovski, you were made for this, this is your destiny Kyle".
We were talking all this while we were going towards Stan's house "Dude, But I'm not Kyle Broflovski, I'm Kyle Schwartz, the only introverted kid in class, a really calmed dude who spends his life on videogames and drawing, the kid with only 1 friend, I could never be the extroverted, smartass, productive, and short-tempered kid who's the role Kipp has"
"Well this is what acting means, take the role of someone you aren't" "I'm not even Jewish" "Yeah yeah, whatever let's just head to my house and study for tomorrow's test" "You're such a nerd" "fuck off dude, at least I'm not the one with the straight -B's" "That wasn't my fault!! It's actually really good for someone who doesn't study, I'm the best" "Sure you are" Stan laughed and punched my arm.
Yep this is my best friend Stanley Mallow, the reason he ended up as an actor was because he wanted to take life from a different perspective.
Weeks ago, we were riding our bicycles together on the street, and then we saw that poster where said a studio needed some kids to act as the cast of a new show called South Park, Stan took it with a sparkle in his eyes and an idea in his head, that's when he told me he wanted to act.
